Dec. 24th, 2011

maypirate: (Antarctica)
The other day, in true holiday spirit, [livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces and I were discussing the issue of naglaeria amoeba infesting Neti pots, and we had this delightful conversation.

[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: When the egg comes a-nogging, don't go... toboggan
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: *laughs*
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: ...mmmm nog.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: I don't fully know what it is
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I have no idea what it is. But I like it.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: IT'S AMOEBAE
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: IT IS NOT D:
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: IT IS
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: WHYYYYY
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: SCIENCE
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Science is fucking up my Christmas.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: You said you enjoyed Christmas amoebae!
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Well...yes...but...
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate:...but...
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: They didn't say they were going to get into my eggnog! D:
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I imagine going home and finding a Christmas amoeba soaking in a mug of eggnog on my coffee table.
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Just like "hi there. >) "
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: *texts Kat*
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: OH NOOO
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: THE EGGNOG WOULD BE ALL AMOEBIC
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: it's okay, I don't have her phone number, hahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: THE AMOEBA WOULD BE ALL NOGGY
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: The sad part is I can also see myself sucking nog off a fuzzy amoeba.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: I can too
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I'm not sure what this says about me.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: You like nogmoeba

And lo, it was decreed.



Amoebas. (Green Amboeba appears courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces herself)

Proceed into the depths of holiday spirit to experience the Amoebanog process! )



Delicious. Also I'm pretty.

In conclusion, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, Krazy Kwanzaa, and Tip-Top Tet. Or if none of those are good for you? Just have an awesome day.

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