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Another one of those conversations more than worth saving:

[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: i don't have anything else planned so unless the world ends tomorrow like it's supposed to
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Oh, is it tomorrow? I thought it was last weekend.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it's tomorrow
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: japan is having a field day
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: i just took a quiz that told me that on the last day of our life as we know it on earth, i will be sobbing hysterically in the "selected to survive" government shelter, lamenting over the fact that i didn't trade places with my significant other
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: joel would probably be much more useful for the earth survivors, yes
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: LInk me to this quiz.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: :( japanese
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it's not even a quiz
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it just generates a random result
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: http://shindanmaker.com/163312
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Amberさんは核シェルターが定員だと愛する人を締め出され、憤っていました。自分に対して。何故あの時自分が代わってあげられなかったのかと。
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: :OOOO
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it's the same one as i got
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: We'll cry together.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: PERHAPS WE ARE IN THE SAME SHELTER
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I HOPE SO
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: meanwhile, chris and joel burn
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: oh no!
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: i just tried joel
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: "joel slowly made the last piece of the arctic ice into shaved ice. he did it with great solemnity"
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: He would do that.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: huhuhuhuhuh I"M SORRY HONEY IF ONLY I"D TRADED PLACES WITH YOU
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Chrisさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Chrisさんったらうっかり。
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate:...did Chris just blow up the world?
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: "on the day of the destruction of earth, chris tripped and fell on the button that shoots the nukes. how clumsy, chris-san!"
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: HE HAS KILLED US ALL
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: So yes, basically. He did blow up the world.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: clearly the only way to save the planet is to kill him today
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Chris: One-Man Apocalypse.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: you must do it FOR EARTH
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Maybe if I just make sure he never walks around unsupervised.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: man the mayans totally saw chris coming
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: There's a pictogram of Chris just shrugging like "WHOOPS."
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: That's actually how the calendar ends.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: hahahaha

And having relayed all this to the man in question...

[livejournal.com profile] infinityduck: THEY PUT IT RIGHT THERE BY THE DVD PLAYER
[livejournal.com profile] infinityduck: NOT MY FAULT

Date: 2011-10-28 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sedesla.livejournal.com
I got "世界滅亡のその日、Kellyさんは生き残れたのは世界的に流行したウィルスの抗体を所持している、世界でただ一人の人間だからだと気づきました。ちょっと鈍感さんでした。"

No idea what that means but I'm sure it's terrible. Google Translate had my back on the first page but failed me in the results.

Date: 2011-10-28 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minigendo.livejournal.com
世界滅亡のその日、#####さんは物置で見つけたランプから魔神が出てきて願いを聞かれ、むしゃくしゃしていた#####さんはつい「世界でも滅ぼせば?」と口走っちゃってました。

Mecha translate leads me to believe that I apparently found a genie in a bottle in some storeroom and then wished for the world to end. Dick move, me. Dick move.

Date: 2011-10-28 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sedesla.livejournal.com
That is a pretty dick move.

After a second attempt to translate mine using Google, I believe I was lacking the antibodies to survive a worldwide plague.

Which is... about as terrible as I assumed.

Date: 2011-10-30 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeaffogato.livejournal.com
hello! Allow me to jump in and offer my terrible translation!

Apparently "you and you alone had the antibodies to survive the worldwide plague! You noticed this because you were the only one left--a little slow on the uptake"

Date: 2011-10-30 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sedesla.livejournal.com
Oh awesome! I mean not the slow part, but everyone else is dead from a worldwide plague so it's not like they'll know that.

Finally, time to read all my books.


p.s. Thanks for the translation!
Edited Date: 2011-10-30 08:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-10-30 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kleptoneko.livejournal.com
apparently there's more than 1 button to press...

世界滅亡のその日、Vickyさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Vickyさんったらうっかり

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