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The other day, in true holiday spirit, [livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces and I were discussing the issue of naglaeria amoeba infesting Neti pots, and we had this delightful conversation.

[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: When the egg comes a-nogging, don't go... toboggan
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: *laughs*
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: ...mmmm nog.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: I don't fully know what it is
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I have no idea what it is. But I like it.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: IT'S AMOEBAE
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: IT IS NOT D:
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: IT IS
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: WHYYYYY
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: SCIENCE
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Science is fucking up my Christmas.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: You said you enjoyed Christmas amoebae!
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Well...yes...but...
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate:...but...
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: They didn't say they were going to get into my eggnog! D:
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I imagine going home and finding a Christmas amoeba soaking in a mug of eggnog on my coffee table.
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Just like "hi there. >) "
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: *texts Kat*
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: OH NOOO
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: THE EGGNOG WOULD BE ALL AMOEBIC
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: it's okay, I don't have her phone number, hahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: THE AMOEBA WOULD BE ALL NOGGY
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: The sad part is I can also see myself sucking nog off a fuzzy amoeba.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: I can too
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I'm not sure what this says about me.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: You like nogmoeba

And lo, it was decreed.



Amoebas. (Green Amboeba appears courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces herself)





Nog.



Amoebanog! Also acceptable: Nogmoeba.



The green one is going for it!




Delicious. Also I'm pretty.

In conclusion, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, Krazy Kwanzaa, and Tip-Top Tet. Or if none of those are good for you? Just have an awesome day.

Date: 2011-12-24 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] starsandgraces
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT EGGNOG IS.

Date: 2011-12-24 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maypirate.livejournal.com
WE MAY NEVER KNOW

Although you told me it was amoebas, and I'm sticking to it.

Date: 2011-12-24 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] starsandgraces
Whatever it is, it's in your mouth.

Date: 2011-12-24 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maypirate.livejournal.com
And it is fuzzy and delicious.

Date: 2011-12-25 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tresa-cho.livejournal.com
It's kinda gross, negl.

Date: 2011-12-24 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] recrudescence.livejournal.com
I am greatly enjoying everything in this post.

Date: 2011-12-24 11:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reikah.livejournal.com
I TOO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EGGNOG IS

BUT I APPRECIATE THE HELPFUL ILLUSTRATION

Date: 2011-12-25 12:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tresa-cho.livejournal.com
OOoh you are ADORKABLE

Science rocks. That is all.

Date: 2011-12-25 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jazzy-peaches.livejournal.com
Happy Chanukkah (ongoing) to you! <3

Date: 2011-12-26 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shipwreck-light.livejournal.com
YES YOU ARE.

Happy Amoebanog Day!
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