maypirate: (Antarctica)
[personal profile] maypirate
The other day, in true holiday spirit, [livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces and I were discussing the issue of naglaeria amoeba infesting Neti pots, and we had this delightful conversation.

[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: When the egg comes a-nogging, don't go... toboggan
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: *laughs*
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: ...mmmm nog.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: I don't fully know what it is
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I have no idea what it is. But I like it.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: IT'S AMOEBAE
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: IT IS NOT D:
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: IT IS
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: WHYYYYY
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: SCIENCE
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Science is fucking up my Christmas.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: You said you enjoyed Christmas amoebae!
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Well...yes...but...
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate:...but...
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: They didn't say they were going to get into my eggnog! D:
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I imagine going home and finding a Christmas amoeba soaking in a mug of eggnog on my coffee table.
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Just like "hi there. >) "
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: *texts Kat*
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: OH NOOO
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: THE EGGNOG WOULD BE ALL AMOEBIC
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: it's okay, I don't have her phone number, hahahaha
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: THE AMOEBA WOULD BE ALL NOGGY
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: The sad part is I can also see myself sucking nog off a fuzzy amoeba.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: I can too
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I'm not sure what this says about me.
[livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces: You like nogmoeba

And lo, it was decreed.



Amoebas. (Green Amboeba appears courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] starsandgraces herself)





Nog.



Amoebanog! Also acceptable: Nogmoeba.



The green one is going for it!




Delicious. Also I'm pretty.

In conclusion, Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah, Krazy Kwanzaa, and Tip-Top Tet. Or if none of those are good for you? Just have an awesome day.
From:
Anonymous( )Anonymous This account has disabled anonymous posting.
OpenID( )OpenID You can comment on this post while signed in with an account from many other sites, once you have confirmed your email address. Sign in using OpenID.
User
Account name:
Password:
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
Subject:
HTML doesn't work in the subject.

Message:

 
Notice: This account is set to log the IP addresses of everyone who comments.
Links will be displayed as unclickable URLs to help prevent spam.

Profile

maypirate: (Default)
maypirate

December 2011

S M T W T F S
    123
4567 8910
11 12 1314151617
1819202122 23 24
25262728293031

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Sep. 23rd, 2017 12:13 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios