Napkin up the blood and entrails and move on to another town

It's -4 outside with a windchill of -19, and yet the customers still come. I was really hoping people would stay away, hidden underneath blankets, but no. I guess I'd be impressed by the determination of the video-seeking human race, but I'm really more annoyed. Also brrr.

I opted to try my hand at another ST friending meme today, which is always a gamble, but here's hoping. I did manage to woo some of you, so I'm not totally horrible all the time maybe! :D

Catherine and her fiancee came over last night and we ate pizza and chatted, and then I fell asleep at 10 because I'm awesome.

And I don't understand why my lips get more peely after I put on chapstick. That seems so counterproductive. And it's icky, too.

I was considering doing a decade retrospective, but I felt like it would end up with me going "oh god look at all I did why am I still in this video store whyyyy" and I decided it was best left alone. For now, at least.

My parents saw "Avatar" and loved it, and insist that infinityduck and I see it too. I have a feeling that I'm going to dislike it just to be contrary, though, so I'm a bit hesitant.

I kinda feel like watching horror stories today. Maybe I'll put some of those on.

That's unpossible

HI NEW PEOPLE! Welcome to my LJ and my magical terrifying world. This conversation should give you some insight into how I operate.

And if you already knew...well. It was another day in the store.

cafeaffogato: does your store take IQ points off people
cafeaffogato: cause when we were in highschool we tended not to stare bovinely at people
maypirate: It very well may.
maypirate: There might be an intelligence well when you walk in the door.
cafeaffogato: I always strove for the "eyes sparkling with inquisitive intelligence"
maypirate: God knows I was once a paragon of enlightenment.
maypirate: AND NOW LOOK AT ME
maypirate: LOOK AT MEEEE
cafeaffogato: so when we think we're talking intelligently in your store it's actually just a slurred gibbering
maypirate: Essentially.

And it's funny because it's true. I liked the part today where I had to work to make complete sentences. Thanks retail, you've given me so much.