The East is Red

maypirate: I ate an ice cream bar.
caffeaffogato: was it satisfying
maypirate: Oh god yes.
caffeaffogato: did it have peanuts
caffeaffogato: chocolate+peanut+ice cream = magic
maypirate: No, it was orangey good.
caffeaffogato: ffft you and your orange fakery
maypirate: AT LEAST MY ICE CREAM BAR DIDN'T GET DISALLOWED FROM CHINA :(((((
caffeaffogato: MAYBE I WON'T GO BACK
maypirate: OH SNAP