And I feel fine

[maypirate]

Another one of those conversations more than worth saving:

caffeaffogato: i don't have anything else planned so unless the world ends tomorrow like it's supposed to
maypirate: Oh, is it tomorrow? I thought it was last weekend.
caffeaffogato: it's tomorrow
caffeaffogato: japan is having a field day
caffeaffogato: i just took a quiz that told me that on the last day of our life as we know it on earth, i will be sobbing hysterically in the "selected to survive" government shelter, lamenting over the fact that i didn't trade places with my significant other
caffeaffogato: joel would probably be much more useful for the earth survivors, yes
maypirate: LInk me to this quiz.
caffeaffogato: :( japanese
caffeaffogato: it's not even a quiz
caffeaffogato: it just generates a random result
caffeaffogato: http://shindanmaker.com/163312
maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Amberさんは核シェルターが定員だと愛する人を締め出され、憤っていました。自分に対して。何故あの時自分が代わってあげられなかったのかと。
caffeaffogato: :OOOO
caffeaffogato: it's the same one as i got
maypirate: We'll cry together.
caffeaffogato: PERHAPS WE ARE IN THE SAME SHELTER
maypirate: I HOPE SO
caffeaffogato: meanwhile, chris and joel burn
caffeaffogato: oh no!
caffeaffogato: i just tried joel
caffeaffogato: "joel slowly made the last piece of the arctic ice into shaved ice. he did it with great solemnity"
maypirate: He would do that.
caffeaffogato: huhuhuhuhuh I"M SORRY HONEY IF ONLY I"D TRADED PLACES WITH YOU
maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Chrisさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Chrisさんったらうっかり。
maypirate:...did Chris just blow up the world?
caffeaffogato: "on the day of the destruction of earth, chris tripped and fell on the button that shoots the nukes. how clumsy, chris-san!"
caffeaffogato: HE HAS KILLED US ALL
maypirate: So yes, basically. He did blow up the world.
caffeaffogato: clearly the only way to save the planet is to kill him today
maypirate: Chris: One-Man Apocalypse.
caffeaffogato: you must do it FOR EARTH
maypirate: Maybe if I just make sure he never walks around unsupervised.
caffeaffogato: man the mayans totally saw chris coming
maypirate: There's a pictogram of Chris just shrugging like "WHOOPS."
maypirate: That's actually how the calendar ends.
caffeaffogato: hahahaha

And having relayed all this to the man in question...

infinityduck: THEY PUT IT RIGHT THERE BY THE DVD PLAYER
infinityduck: NOT MY FAULT