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maypirateAnother one of those conversations more than worth saving:
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caffeaffogato: i don't have anything else planned so unless the world ends tomorrow like it's supposed to
maypirate: Oh, is it tomorrow? I thought it was last weekend.
caffeaffogato: it's tomorrow
caffeaffogato: japan is having a field day
caffeaffogato: i just took a quiz that told me that on the last day of our life as we know it on earth, i will be sobbing hysterically in the "selected to survive" government shelter, lamenting over the fact that i didn't trade places with my significant other
caffeaffogato: joel would probably be much more useful for the earth survivors, yes
maypirate: LInk me to this quiz.
caffeaffogato: :( japanese
caffeaffogato: it's not even a quiz
caffeaffogato: it just generates a random result
caffeaffogato: http://shindanmaker.com/163312
maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Amberさんは核シェルターが定員だと愛する人を締め出され、憤っていました。自分に対して。何故あの時自分が代わってあげられなかったのかと。
caffeaffogato: :OOOO
caffeaffogato: it's the same one as i got
maypirate: We'll cry together.
caffeaffogato: PERHAPS WE ARE IN THE SAME SHELTER
maypirate: I HOPE SO
caffeaffogato: meanwhile, chris and joel burn
caffeaffogato: oh no!
caffeaffogato: i just tried joel
caffeaffogato: "joel slowly made the last piece of the arctic ice into shaved ice. he did it with great solemnity"
maypirate: He would do that.
caffeaffogato: huhuhuhuhuh I"M SORRY HONEY IF ONLY I"D TRADED PLACES WITH YOU
maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Chrisさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Chrisさんったらうっかり。
maypirate:...did Chris just blow up the world?
caffeaffogato: "on the day of the destruction of earth, chris tripped and fell on the button that shoots the nukes. how clumsy, chris-san!"
caffeaffogato: HE HAS KILLED US ALL
maypirate: So yes, basically. He did blow up the world.
caffeaffogato: clearly the only way to save the planet is to kill him today
maypirate: Chris: One-Man Apocalypse.
caffeaffogato: you must do it FOR EARTH
maypirate: Maybe if I just make sure he never walks around unsupervised.
caffeaffogato: man the mayans totally saw chris coming
maypirate: There's a pictogram of Chris just shrugging like "WHOOPS."
maypirate: That's actually how the calendar ends.
caffeaffogato: hahahaha
And having relayed all this to the man in question...
infinityduck: THEY PUT IT RIGHT THERE BY THE DVD PLAYER
infinityduck: NOT MY FAULT
caffeaffogato: i don't have anything else planned so unless the world ends tomorrow like it's supposed tomaypirate: Oh, is it tomorrow? I thought it was last weekend.caffeaffogato: it's tomorrowcaffeaffogato: japan is having a field daycaffeaffogato: i just took a quiz that told me that on the last day of our life as we know it on earth, i will be sobbing hysterically in the "selected to survive" government shelter, lamenting over the fact that i didn't trade places with my significant othercaffeaffogato: joel would probably be much more useful for the earth survivors, yesmaypirate: LInk me to this quiz.caffeaffogato: :( japanesecaffeaffogato: it's not even a quizcaffeaffogato: it just generates a random resultcaffeaffogato: http://shindanmaker.com/163312maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Amberさんは核シェルターが定員だと愛する人を締め出され、憤っていました。自分に対して。何故あの時自分が代わってあげられなかったのかと。caffeaffogato: :OOOOcaffeaffogato: it's the same one as i gotmaypirate: We'll cry together.caffeaffogato: PERHAPS WE ARE IN THE SAME SHELTERmaypirate: I HOPE SOcaffeaffogato: meanwhile, chris and joel burncaffeaffogato: oh no!caffeaffogato: i just tried joelcaffeaffogato: "joel slowly made the last piece of the arctic ice into shaved ice. he did it with great solemnity"maypirate: He would do that.caffeaffogato: huhuhuhuhuh I"M SORRY HONEY IF ONLY I"D TRADED PLACES WITH YOUmaypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Chrisさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Chrisさんったらうっかり。maypirate:...did Chris just blow up the world?caffeaffogato: "on the day of the destruction of earth, chris tripped and fell on the button that shoots the nukes. how clumsy, chris-san!"caffeaffogato: HE HAS KILLED US ALLmaypirate: So yes, basically. He did blow up the world.caffeaffogato: clearly the only way to save the planet is to kill him todaymaypirate: Chris: One-Man Apocalypse.caffeaffogato: you must do it FOR EARTHmaypirate: Maybe if I just make sure he never walks around unsupervised.caffeaffogato: man the mayans totally saw chris comingmaypirate: There's a pictogram of Chris just shrugging like "WHOOPS."maypirate: That's actually how the calendar ends.caffeaffogato: hahahahaAnd having relayed all this to the man in question...
infinityduck: THEY PUT IT RIGHT THERE BY THE DVD PLAYERinfinityduck: NOT MY FAULT
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Date: 2011-10-28 12:22 pm (UTC)No idea what that means but I'm sure it's terrible. Google Translate had my back on the first page but failed me in the results.
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Date: 2011-10-28 06:26 pm (UTC)Mecha translate leads me to believe that I apparently found a genie in a bottle in some storeroom and then wished for the world to end. Dick move, me. Dick move.
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Date: 2011-10-28 07:25 pm (UTC)After a second attempt to translate mine using Google, I believe I was lacking the antibodies to survive a worldwide plague.
Which is... about as terrible as I assumed.
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Date: 2011-10-30 04:18 pm (UTC)Apparently "you and you alone had the antibodies to survive the worldwide plague! You noticed this because you were the only one left--a little slow on the uptake"
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Date: 2011-10-30 07:59 pm (UTC)Finally, time to read all my books.
p.s. Thanks for the translation!
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Date: 2011-10-30 05:50 pm (UTC)世界滅亡のその日、Vickyさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Vickyさんったらうっかり