"I want to lick his eyelids."

[maypirate]

So quoth my manager Shawn (she be a woman) in regards to Jake Gyllenhaal, who freakin' bit me in the head the other day after I read the book -version of Brokeback Mountain and got all teary and dumb again. Curse the man for being so hot! Curse him for being different from all my other celebrity crushes! He's too young, doesn't have gray hair, and isn't...uh...Asian.

Goddammit I don't have time for this! I'm too busy being in love with the cinematography of "Good Night and Good Luck."

Jack Fuckin' Twist.

Aside from that, I keep falling asleep left and right every night, which isn't helping me get much of anything done, especially not the writing I want to be doing. I was planning on going to see "Toxic Avenger" tonight with people from work, but uhhh, why does it have to be at midniiiight and downtooooown?

Whine whine whine.

Things to do before Aja gets here:
-clean my room
-no, seriously, clean my room
-finish (by which I mean START) secret plans 1 and 2
-print out directions to Midway
-take pictures of new suit
-get video_slave up and running. I CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANY OF MY MOD APPOINTMENTS TO STAY. ;_; Someone help me...

And that is the proverbial that for now.

Stupid Fridays at work, mutter mutter...

Comments

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

Jake Gyllenhaal is a reasonable age. How dare he! (So is Daniel Brul..mmm).

And if you need help cleaning your room, you know where to loook.

[oliverio.livejournal.com]

you never imd me about video slave

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I'm modding you as soon as I can get the fucking things to stay. They get deleted every time I try to set people up for it.