Protocols of maypirate

[maypirate]

Watched the new documentary "Protocols of Zion" last night, which was amazing and infuriating. I mean, while it's true Jews have a master plan to control the world, the rest of you aren't supposed to know about it! Sheeesh...

As usual, I feel crappy. I think this "Sprintec" stuff is shit, and I need to get it changed. And my nose is running. Stupid keeboo coughed on me last night. :p

Anyway, this is my list of protocols for me to follow, since maybe if I post it, I'll actually remember to do it.


-resurface "Cantabile"
-e-mail finaid person
-e-mail Arthur Knight
-set things up for IC!M!Al and OOC!Hei to be gone for a while
-other
-work on Cryopresent
-FILM
-presents for Megan
-call non-AKP Megan
-stop feeling icky
-put JR passes and passport IN BAG TONIGHT
-various eLouai doll postings
-remove uterus with sharp pointy thing
-find album
-mail Susie's book and key
-burn Honey & Clover off computer
-roll around on the floor for a while
-make list of things to procure for people
-DON'T CATCH THE KEE-DISEASE
-fluff Oni for a while
-think of other things to add to this list

ALSO, sake_butterfly, I AM TAKING THE 5 AM BUS BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS. And I TOTALLY BLAME YOU for the fact that last night (okay, this morning) I had a dream where I forgot the books I wanted to bring to read on the plane. AARGHSDKJFHSDKFHJ!

And Don just texted me to say that he wants me to come over tonight so he has someone to drive him to the hospital when he coughs up his lungs. I suppose since the "bloody gauze" incident, I owe him that much.

Snuff. Snuff.

Comments

[riot-o-curls.livejournal.com]

-remove uterus with sharp pointy thing

. . .

s-scary . . . don't bleed to death!!!

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

too bad i won't see you before you leave for Japan.. and you won't see me after you come back because I think you get back after I leave for Paris for a week, yeah?

but AFTER that :D

enjoy japan and the shopping!! XD

[justlikebrother.livejournal.com]

-look up prices for David's graduation

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

Don't get the Kee disease! That would be bad! And I recommend Echinecea tea that has mint in it to make it taste more normal - like the Wellness Tea from Celestial Seasons. With Koalas on it. Good stuff.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

-remove uterus with sharp pointy thing

I have much sympathy.

[sugar-in.livejournal.com]

What do you plan to do with the uterus afterwards? Having one in you is horribly inconvenient, but discarding it completely seems wasteful. I'm sure it could be put to some practical use. Decorative, even.

And I'm still high empress of all things real and unreal. No one else is allowed to control the world unless I give them leave.

[oliverio.livejournal.com]

yeah i remember reading something about the protocols of zion in the new york times. it was an editorial about how these books were being used as text to justify treatment against jews in certain middle east countries. the writer just went on about how it was hypocritical for them to be using the book to demonize jews as these same middle eastern countries adopted many practices that the book described the jews were fond of.

they showed a picture of a japanese translation of the book. the cover had a characature of a orthodox follower but it was really funny as it was drawn in a sorta ukiyoe style.