Can wang

Uuuuhhhhh...they made me watch "Sex and the City," and then I read little summaries of every episode so I never have to watch it again and I don't ever want to watch it again and "Coupling" is so much better and funnier and uuuhhhhhhh....

And then I went back to Gaia and sucked around on the shitty forums some more so I could buy by avatar a swimsuit and now I got it but uuuuuuhhhh...

All I can think of is how much I absolutely want to go the complete opposite direction of New York (because it's overrated, and growing up has made me yearn to go west, young fellow) and how badly I want to wash my brain with bleach and steel wool from the Gaia shit.

Oliver said I should also use drill bits.

Why haven't I gone to bed yet?

But at least it stopped raining!