That supertanker sailed long ago

It is early, it is cold. My mom and I are up because I have to open the store. My father comes down the stairs half-awake in a turtleneck in boxers, hair everywhere.

And the first thing he says to me is:

"Did House sleep with Cuddy?"

...um, good morning to you too, dad. O.o Good to know where your priorities are. :F