First of all, take that dandelion out of your nose.

Yesterday was total PMS crankytown in Amberland, with me just being snappish and unpleasant and ridiculously tired. I got ice cream at work which made me tolerable there, and then took a nap when I got home and watched a lot of "Law and Order: SVU" with infinityduck because I'm in an SVU mood lately. I feel better today, except for the throat and ear allergy pain and random back spasms, what the hell is going with that.

caffeaffogato is being deported going back to Taiwan for a month tomorrow, so she is supposed to pick a restaurant at which we will dine in celebration of her theoretically impending citizenship. Are you reading this, Chenya? Pick a goddamn place to eat.

There's a lot of bad weather forecast for tonight, which is both exciting and terrifying, and the dampy-warmth and weak sun outside isn't making me any less suspicious of nature's motives.

Also, my new disease (courtesy of my new disease book, "Asleep") is "encephalitis lethargica." Soon I will be able to everyone all about it, regardless of anyone's interest. Someday I'll put all my disease books together on the shelf and marvel at them all together and then wonder -as usual- what this says about me.

Friday, ladies and gentlemen.