You're so vain, you probably think this window's a mirror

A conversation about what to make for dinner:

infinityduck: Mebbe chikin?
maypirate: You know I'm gonna be paranoid about it. :P
maypirate: And tearing it apart.
maypirate: To check its done-ness. :P
infinityduck: That is okay nuzz
infinityduck: You make delicious chikin
infinityduck: Even if you do mutilate it :P
maypirate: I'm like those aliens that mutilate cows, only with chickens.
maypirate: And the chickens are already dead.

This morning I caught one of the buses that stops at the end of campus and therefore was perfectly oriented to walk past a Starbinx, and this was more awesome because I discovered the other day that Past Me had put money on my Starbinx card so that Future Me could enjoy beverages without paying! Sometimes I have brilliant foresight! Now I have an earl gray tea latte and soon...the Simpsons.

I've been eyeing this meme for a while, and now I'm busting loose with it.



( Vanitas Vanitatum. )

In closing, this picture is the background on the laptop at work, and I'm kind of fixated on it. In fact, it would be safe to say that all I really want for my birthday would be an Egg Cuber (TM). I'm gonna make so many square eggs.

There's still some good in the world

TODAY THIS AWESOME GIRL WHO MADE US A TRAY OF COOKIES AT CHRISTMAS CAME IN AND BROUGHT ME FRESH PINEAPPLE ORANGE SCONES BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS GUSHING TO HER PARTNER ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THE COOKIES AND HOW FABULOUS SHE IS.

FRESH SCONES ALL FOR HOMER ME!!! WELL...ME AND OTHERS I DEEM WORTHY!!

I have already eaten two, and given two a way.

AND THEN THIS GIRL? WE TALKED ABOUT X-FILES.

It's not always horrible. Sometimes people are fantastic.