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maypirateI whacked the shit out of my side on a counter this morning as I was running to find a phone. It hurt really, really badly and was still hurting when I got to work, but Shawn said that I wouldn't be able to stand up straight if I had internal bleeding.
In any case, I just looked up internal bleeding online, and contrary to popular belief, if you had blood-related issues already, it is NOT a good idea to read about them while eating chips. Oh my god I feel so dizzy and lightheaded and I want to tear off my arm and beat myself with it. Jesus Christ I'm a dumbass.
Anyway, that reminded me of Ian breaking his spleen and his adventure with internal bleeding, so on a totally unrelated tangent to that statement, I thought you should have this totally fun meme!
7 TRUTHS... and one lie.
Or is there a lie? Find the lie (if it's there) and I'll do something for you. Come play with me!
1. I once dated a guy from karate who was, for all intents and purposes, my polar opposite in regards to doing things that were illegal. He was a skater, cavorted about smoking pot and drinking underage, and always drove at least 20 miles over the speed limit. I called myself "the NARC" the whole time we were together.
But he broke his spleen before we were going out.
2. I type pretty much exactly the same way as I talk, although many times when you FIND ME TYPING LIKE THIS OH MY GOD SPAZZ SPAZZ FREAKOUT I'm actually sitting looking at the screen looking quite calm.
3. My middle name is often assumed to be my mother's maiden name. Surprise, my mother never changed her name. And no, my middle name is not her last name.
4. I started saying "damn" and "dammit" in about 3rd grade, and I haven't stopped since. I don't think my parents even had a problem with it. I didn't start saying "fuck" or "shit," however, until I was almost 14, and until that point would hit anyone who swore around me.
5. I've recently taken up declaring "Christ!" and "Jesus!" because a) lord's fuckin' name, and b) well he's not my lord, and c) honestly, it's because they translated a line in "OH! Mikey" as "CHRIST, Mikey, what happened to you?" and I thought it was so hysterical that I started using it.
6. My field of choice and decision to go to William & Mary (just typed "William IN Mary", which is really dirty) were initially motivated by the desire to go in a different direction from my father's academic work.
7. In kindergarten, I had an imaginary family that I described so vividly, it confused my teacher who was certain she'd read on my file that I was an only child. My parents had to clear that one up.
8. All the years I did karate, only once did I actually start bleeding from an injury in the gym. All the rest of the damage was either bruises or internal.
Now...what is real and what is not? Maybe it's all true. ;)
I wonder if I can swing my way into going out to purchase ice cream novelties for the staff. I think that would be fun. It seems like an ice cream novelty day.
In any case, I just looked up internal bleeding online, and contrary to popular belief, if you had blood-related issues already, it is NOT a good idea to read about them while eating chips. Oh my god I feel so dizzy and lightheaded and I want to tear off my arm and beat myself with it. Jesus Christ I'm a dumbass.
Anyway, that reminded me of Ian breaking his spleen and his adventure with internal bleeding, so on a totally unrelated tangent to that statement, I thought you should have this totally fun meme!
7 TRUTHS... and one lie.
Or is there a lie? Find the lie (if it's there) and I'll do something for you. Come play with me!
1. I once dated a guy from karate who was, for all intents and purposes, my polar opposite in regards to doing things that were illegal. He was a skater, cavorted about smoking pot and drinking underage, and always drove at least 20 miles over the speed limit. I called myself "the NARC" the whole time we were together.
But he broke his spleen before we were going out.
2. I type pretty much exactly the same way as I talk, although many times when you FIND ME TYPING LIKE THIS OH MY GOD SPAZZ SPAZZ FREAKOUT I'm actually sitting looking at the screen looking quite calm.
3. My middle name is often assumed to be my mother's maiden name. Surprise, my mother never changed her name. And no, my middle name is not her last name.
4. I started saying "damn" and "dammit" in about 3rd grade, and I haven't stopped since. I don't think my parents even had a problem with it. I didn't start saying "fuck" or "shit," however, until I was almost 14, and until that point would hit anyone who swore around me.
5. I've recently taken up declaring "Christ!" and "Jesus!" because a) lord's fuckin' name, and b) well he's not my lord, and c) honestly, it's because they translated a line in "OH! Mikey" as "CHRIST, Mikey, what happened to you?" and I thought it was so hysterical that I started using it.
6. My field of choice and decision to go to William & Mary (just typed "William IN Mary", which is really dirty) were initially motivated by the desire to go in a different direction from my father's academic work.
7. In kindergarten, I had an imaginary family that I described so vividly, it confused my teacher who was certain she'd read on my file that I was an only child. My parents had to clear that one up.
8. All the years I did karate, only once did I actually start bleeding from an injury in the gym. All the rest of the damage was either bruises or internal.
Now...what is real and what is not? Maybe it's all true. ;)
I wonder if I can swing my way into going out to purchase ice cream novelties for the staff. I think that would be fun. It seems like an ice cream novelty day.
