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The truth is I shouldn't have said anything because I can no longer quanlify exactly what made me upset. I think it was the idea that this was something I had remedied, only to find out that after all this time, the wound is still there, and it hasn't even scarred.

But let this be a known truth: If you are upset with me, if I have hurt you, if there is something I have done that is bothering you, please, please, please, tell me. I'd rather know and find out and be able to fix it than be oblivious and know that the resentment of it is slowly building up inside you. I can't do anything if I don't know.

Taken from

timbean

A - Accent: My dad trained me not to have a Midwestern accent when I was really young, but I suppose there are some words I say funny. I just think I have a very, very American accent. It's always a trip calling England.

B - Breast size: ...I don't know. My mom and

monkeybobert know, but I don't. BOB! What's my bra size, I don't remember!

C - Chore you hate: Cleaning my room. Washing the dishes of filthy, filthy people.

D - Dogs Name: We don't believe in dogs in my house. We believe in Pooshies: ONIGIRI IVY NAOMI STITCHFACE COHEN.

E - Essential make-up item: Uhhh...sunglasses? I guess sometimes I wear shiny lipgloss? I'm incapable of putting on any other kind of makeup without the presence of

sake_butterfly.

F - Favorite perfume/cologne: ...8x4 Deodorant?

G - Gold or silver: Silver. Always.

H - Hometown: I was born in Oakland, CA, spent my first year in Poughkeepsie, NY, but my cognizant life started in Madison, WI. I'm from Wisconsin, even if I didn't start here, yo.

I - Insomnia: ...wait, what? Are there different types of insomnia? I dun get this.

J - Job title: Full-time clerk at Four Star Video Heaven.

L - Living arrangements: My room in my house with my parents. As yet I do not have anywhere to live in Virginia. I am so fucked.

M - Mom's birthplace: Julesburg, CO.

N - Number of apples you've eaten: In my whole life? How the hell am I supposed to know that? I love apples, probably upwards of 500, jeez!

O - Overnight hospital stays: I dun wanna jinx myself.

P - Phobia: Emetophobia. Acrophobia, but only in certain situations. My vertigo has been getting a lot worse recently. Food. Pathogens. Cancer. Spiders. Fucking, fucking spiders.

R - Religious affiliation: Reform Jew

S - Siblings: NONE! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA.

T - Time you wake up: Depends on the day. I prefer to wake up around 9 if possible.

U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: The red I have right now is pretty unnatural.

V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Yams. Leeks. GREEN PEPPERS. Oh my god, the smell makes me want to kill myself. I hate green peppers.

W - Worst habit: Assuming people already know things that I know simply because I know them, trying too hard and making a fool of myself, not trying hard enough and doing the same, letting papers and books pile up on my floor, never dusting ever ever ever.

X - X-rays you've had: Teeth, left arm (on like 4 separate occasions), left foot

Y - Yummy foods you make: I can make tonkatsu. That's really all I can cook. It tends to be a little charred though, because I'm a freak.

Z - Zodiac sign: Pisces, and fuck do I love water.

It's been super busy at work tonight, so this has been my break, and now I return to the front as "Wet Hot American Summer" is on.

...four updates in one day. Holy fuck.