maypirate

Having AWFUL MOVIE MARATHON WITH

cecilmcgrlybts, where the name of the game is to watch things that will make us question our integrity, decency, sanity, and intelligence. This is a world where if the movie doesn't end with us going "WHYYYYYYYYYY OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYY" then it hasn't been played right.

I wanted to make a foil hat to protect myself from the evil movie rays, but he doesn't have any foil, so I made us newspaper samurai hats.

And

nymeria will be pleased to know that Jared Padalecki made it out of Cry_Wolf alive, and that the movie SUCKED, and what made it worse was BON JOVI was in it.

BON JOVI!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY BON JOVI OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYY WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME!

...we have three more movies to go before I end this day. It will be an uphill battle, and I expect heavy casualties to my dignity and my feet, cuz I tend to tear off calluses if I have nothing else to do with my hands.

I have to go put my hat back on and watch "Cabin Fever" or "I Drink Your Blood" now.

oh god Bon Jovi whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy