Mommie Dearest

[maypirate]

...dinner tonight consisted of one of the most horrifying things my mom has ever said.

Me: Don, does your family still think I'm going to hell
Don: No, because I don't tell them what you do in your spare time.
Mom: You should tone down the porn.
Me: OOOOOOOOOOO.OOOOOOOOOOO MOM! OH MY GOD!
Mom: Well it's not like it's a big secret.


....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

EDIT: OH HOLY SHIT! LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO BOTH wofl_iron AND I ON THE SAME NIGHT?!??