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[maypirate]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH I HATE PEOPLE I HATE THEM THEY'RE RUDE AND STUPID AND VAGUE AND NEEDY SO NEEDY ALL THE GODDAMN TIME I'M TRYING OKAY I'M TRYING TO RENT MOVIES AND SELL THEM AND GET THEM READY TO GO OUTSIDE AND PULL DISCS AND CHECK THE BARCODES ON TAPES OH MY GOD STOP GO AWAY

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF YOU ARE STANDING IN THE SECURITY GATE AND IT STARTS GOING OFF, YOU THINK MAYBE YOU SHOULD MOVE? MAYBE? JUST A LITTLE? CUZ MAYBE THAT MIGHT MAKE THE HORRIBLE NOISE STOP????!!!! NOW THERE'S A BRILLIANT IDEA YOU WINNER!

And I love my boss, I do BUT SHE IS A LITTLE CRAZY AND WE ARE NEVER GOING TO SELL ALL THOSE TAPES BECAUSE I WON'T BE DONE MARKING THEM UNTIL FOREVER O'CLOCK TOMORROW HOLY SHIT

AND IT IS TOO HOT OUTSIDE

AND I AM NOT CHEERFUL

AND I HAVE PMS

AND MY HEAD HURTS

AND I DO NOT HAVE A SINGLE MOMENT BESIDES THIS TO SPARE FOR A BREAK.

AND THE GODDAMN LITTLE KID WALKING AROUND THE STORE SINGING IS GOING TO GET STRANGLED IN T-MINUS RIGHT NOW GOD!

IUSFHISUFBVGISGFASGIAGDIAGDGIY&GDUYAGD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH STUPID PEOPLE STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPD SOGFGFOuwesiu

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