This is where the fish lives.

[maypirate]

I so rarely read the Onion's satire articles that this was a find of comedic goldmine proportions. I'm not anyone will really find this as hysterical as I do, but this totally made my night yesterday and I couldn't stop laughing. ...wait, are we even allowed to laugh at 9/11 yet? ...oh well.

"New Oliver Stone Movie Introduces 'Single Plane' Theory"

Also, SPF tonight in a SciFi original movie called "SAVAGE PLANET!" which is about ALIEN BEARS and has the most 70's title ever today! It's going to rule, and by rule I mean be terrible. MST fodder if nothing else.

Last thing before I make a new to-do list: deathscytheheck did...something that ended up with me getting a phone message from Samuel L. Jackson telling me to go see motherfucking Snakes on a Plane. It was hot as hell and I am forever indebted to her.



-Today absolutely:
call Lisa
try to text Mikke
-Mailings
gifts -Pairaka, Circe, Kal, last doujinshi, Katie
house -bed stuff, Satan McSeaMuffin, table fan, fountain
-For VA
sort through crap in basement
pack shit in room (don't forget cactus friend)
rearrange CD book
sort pictures/print stuff
DVD dissection
flash drives
meaning of "no pets"
-Other stuff
Mom birthday
finish Desperate Housewives
OH MY GOD DO YOUR READING

And my friends are love, for the record.

Edit: HAVE JOEL OR VICKY LOOK OVER COMPUTER AND CHECK FOR EVIL.