Waking up at fucked-in-the-ass o'clock: $0
Having to work over 40 hours a week when not even an official employee; $0
Getting a blister on the palm of the hand you use to do everything: $0
Having oatmeal and scrambles eggs destroyed for you: $0
Dragging large metal carts with only one round wheel around entire floors: $0
Having your stomach hurt while you walk in circles for two hours: $0
Finally having more than one day off at a time: FUCKING PRICELESS, DAMMIT.
There are some things working in the hospital can't provide. For everything else, there's punching yourself in the face repeatedly.
Having to work over 40 hours a week when not even an official employee; $0
Getting a blister on the palm of the hand you use to do everything: $0
Having oatmeal and scrambles eggs destroyed for you: $0
Dragging large metal carts with only one round wheel around entire floors: $0
Having your stomach hurt while you walk in circles for two hours: $0
Finally having more than one day off at a time: FUCKING PRICELESS, DAMMIT.
There are some things working in the hospital can't provide. For everything else, there's punching yourself in the face repeatedly.