"Yeah, you know, man...chicks."

[maypirate]

maypirate: ... I started falling asleep while you were gone. ._.
sake_butterfly: doooh
sake_butterfly: maybe you should go to sleep then
maypirate: I probably should. And hopefully I won't wake up with SATAN'S HEARTBURN.
sake_butterfly: that would be a good thing
maypirate: Satan was like "Hello, would you like some heartburn?" And I was like "Not really," and he was like "TOO BAD NARAHAHAAHA!"
sake_butterfly: really?
sake_butterfly: what a way to start the day, talking to satan

Aaaaaaaand we're out.