Oh, and also in 'Nam...

[maypirate]

There was this guy named Empire, and he was called Empire because he was tall like the Empire State Building, and he kept getting shot in the head all the time because he was so tall, and sometimes we had to make him sit the hell down and eventually he got shot in the head so many times that we just started to use him as this big decoy puppet thing...that Empire....








...I'm so sorry, I could try to explain how this happened, but...

I really mean no disrespect.



..hee hee hee hee hee....