maypirate

Now that Oni is okay and I'm allowed to be a little bit superficial.

Attempting to for once forgo all paranoia and just be honest, from the moment I saw the box, I knew it had a plan. For me and it. Possibly together.

And at first, I was able to resist it. I was not impressed. But then even

cone_monogatari proclaimed its goodness and I took her words and went forward.

"Mad Men" ate my brain and then let me wander out in the street where it hit my soul with a truck and then backed up and ran over it a few more time just for good measure. Then it carried me inside, laid me on a couch, brought me cookies, then decided it wanted to sit on the couch and eat the cookies too. And it took up most of the room. And the cookies. It was the best Christmas ever.

I didn't want to believe the hype and I don't - I accept it as the goddamn truth. Because it's a show without stars that should be boring and the people are largely hateful and it makes me want so much adultery even though one of the key players in the two pairings that makes me go "dfkjshdks" is a total douche who needs to be pushed down a flight of stairs.

The other day I referred to my second attempt at watching the show as a "courtship," but I am now ready to take it to the next level and have some kind of relationship with it. Despite it having "a scene." It had a scene and I still want to see it again. I may need to steal my mom's Border's DVD set coupon and buy my own so I can fondle it and chew on it in the comfort of my own home. While diving for icons. Nom nom icons. Nom nom I'm a big tool oh no.