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Housemate is going away for the weekend again so I told her the guinea pigs were going to roll around in her bed and she laughed. She also made fun of Nicky's chunkitude, so... I guess there's some kind of housemate/pig peace as long as I don't rub them directly on her face.

I tried to have breakfast with them this morning, meaning that I sat them on the bed with their greens and tried to eat a scone, and Nicky was cool with it and sitting and eating chompchompchomp but Olivia was like "must climb on EVERYTHING only want to eat the same greens that Nicky is eating and fall on her head and burrow in the blankets!" This is why Olivia is skinny and Nicky isn't.

And now I am at work and preparing to send even more letters to people who don't bring their goddamn shit back. I wish I could be more threatening and curse their unborn children. I'm sure that would give them more incentive.

Anyway, everyone is talking about the upcoming winter holiday season of your choice, and I've enjoyed doing cards but um... what with working all the time and being insane I don't have many pictures to choose from this year. So I have made this handy poll to find out if people would like cards/things and what those might be.

[Poll #1301502]

Note: Non-gay-porn porn buttons also available. Which is to say boobs.

Oh no, green tea latte why are you giving me mystery heartburn aauugghhh...