Possum nuns

[maypirate]

maypirate: I dreamed that I cut off my own foot.
maypirate: And was trying to tie it back on.
maypirate: But my alarm kept going off.
maypirate: So I kept being 'NO I HAVEN'T TIED MY FOOT BACK ON YET"
maypirate: And resetting it.
maypirate: And that's why I'm not at work yet.
caffeaffogato: that's terrible.

I hate my subconscious. infinityduck dreamed about Kirk/Bones. He doesn't even like that! How unfair!

Off to mail like 30 some holiday cards all over the world (could one of the recipients be YOU? :O) and then to work where like a total fucking bum I will be skipping yoga again to get extra hours so I don't have to go in for very long on Friday.

Blessed Richard traded with me for Xmas eve, so now I can go to a movie with my mom and Megan. I'm going to bring him a Starbinx drink today because I told him I'd be in by 11 and then that whole dream-foot thing happened.

For some reason, all my socks are getting holes in the same place but uhh...I guess I have had these union jack socks for like 10 years, so. I don't have any right to complain.

Supercute guinea pigs are supercute.

Apparently that's all the news fit to print this morning.