Elecitrified fooling machine

[maypirate]

While looking for jobs on Craigslist, I came across this ad and I'm just kind of baffled by it.

Who can sell my "Dandelion Hero" (madison/nationwide)

It can sell itself!! It just needs someone to hold it. The Original "Dandelion Hero" is made in madison ,usa. trademarked and has a patent.No one else has it, everyone wants it. And it works. Come hold it , it will sell itself. Have a line of 100% organic lawn products too. Potential is huge

But...what does it do?

I'm envisioning giant dandelions playing guitar video games.

Also when I got to work today, I found this in the drop box:



I get that she wanted to make sure the note didn't fall off, but did it really need *8* rubberbands? If she was so worried, why didn't she just use tape? Is this some sort of passive-aggressive statement? I don't really know.

It's been a peculiar day.

Comments

[decken.livejournal.com]

I can't believe that person didn't even put in the effort to make a lattice of some sort of the rubber bands, or put the colors in a nice order, or something. I mean, if you're going to be fucking insane, you might as well go all out, I say.

Also, when would be a good time to watch Mad Men?
Also also, one of the students I met at Chapel Hill looked and dressed a lot like Peggy Olson (at least the day I saw her). I wanted to ask if it was on purpose. But then we never spoke beyond introductions, alas.

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Maybe the DVD is into bondage?

[caffeaffogato.livejournal.com]

http://madison.craigslist.org/for/1663401746.html

Of course. I mean, duh

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

What are those pictures even supposed to prove! I STILL DON'T GET IT

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I am calmed by the idea that if you went crazy with rubber bands, at least you would make them pretty.

As for MADNESS...tomorrow or Wednesday would be great. I am free both days for many hours, so you may pick the one you prefer and magic will ensue. If you want to make a day of it, that's super hot. I can provide you with matzah, too.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's possible. It would make sense, in this store.

[decken.livejournal.com]

How about Wednesday then. I love matzah and making days of things. Yes.