Divide by zero
Sep. 20th, 2011 06:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
maypirateSo I'm thinking that my boss' "moving the entire store" idea, which seemed like a not bad idea at the time, was actually really just one of her bad ideas but in a clever costume so I didn't realize it at first.
She wants us to have two locations open with half our shit split between the two stores except only one location can run our fucking DOS operating system and one place won't have phone lines and we have 25,000 movies, 2 printers, 3 desks, and 50 shelves to move. And a giant chest of drawers. And...and I don't even know what else.
And I also found out that I'll be opening five days a week soon.
The thing is though, while I've considered bursting into hysterical stress-tears or screaming, what really happens when I try to think about all this is first I'm like this:
And then I'm like this:
...because I honestly can't even comprehend what a mess it's going to be. The sheer magnitude of potential stress and stupidity flat-out crashes my brain.
And then I just stare.
And staaaaaaaare.
O.O
She wants us to have two locations open with half our shit split between the two stores except only one location can run our fucking DOS operating system and one place won't have phone lines and we have 25,000 movies, 2 printers, 3 desks, and 50 shelves to move. And a giant chest of drawers. And...and I don't even know what else.
And I also found out that I'll be opening five days a week soon.
The thing is though, while I've considered bursting into hysterical stress-tears or screaming, what really happens when I try to think about all this is first I'm like this:
And then I'm like this:
...because I honestly can't even comprehend what a mess it's going to be. The sheer magnitude of potential stress and stupidity flat-out crashes my brain.
And then I just stare.
And staaaaaaaare.
O.O
