And I feel fine

[maypirate]

Another one of those conversations more than worth saving:

caffeaffogato: i don't have anything else planned so unless the world ends tomorrow like it's supposed to
maypirate: Oh, is it tomorrow? I thought it was last weekend.
caffeaffogato: it's tomorrow
caffeaffogato: japan is having a field day
caffeaffogato: i just took a quiz that told me that on the last day of our life as we know it on earth, i will be sobbing hysterically in the "selected to survive" government shelter, lamenting over the fact that i didn't trade places with my significant other
caffeaffogato: joel would probably be much more useful for the earth survivors, yes
maypirate: LInk me to this quiz.
caffeaffogato: :( japanese
caffeaffogato: it's not even a quiz
caffeaffogato: it just generates a random result
caffeaffogato: http://shindanmaker.com/163312
maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Amberさんは核シェルターが定員だと愛する人を締め出され、憤っていました。自分に対して。何故あの時自分が代わってあげられなかったのかと。
caffeaffogato: :OOOO
caffeaffogato: it's the same one as i got
maypirate: We'll cry together.
caffeaffogato: PERHAPS WE ARE IN THE SAME SHELTER
maypirate: I HOPE SO
caffeaffogato: meanwhile, chris and joel burn
caffeaffogato: oh no!
caffeaffogato: i just tried joel
caffeaffogato: "joel slowly made the last piece of the arctic ice into shaved ice. he did it with great solemnity"
maypirate: He would do that.
caffeaffogato: huhuhuhuhuh I"M SORRY HONEY IF ONLY I"D TRADED PLACES WITH YOU
maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Chrisさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Chrisさんったらうっかり。
maypirate:...did Chris just blow up the world?
caffeaffogato: "on the day of the destruction of earth, chris tripped and fell on the button that shoots the nukes. how clumsy, chris-san!"
caffeaffogato: HE HAS KILLED US ALL
maypirate: So yes, basically. He did blow up the world.
caffeaffogato: clearly the only way to save the planet is to kill him today
maypirate: Chris: One-Man Apocalypse.
caffeaffogato: you must do it FOR EARTH
maypirate: Maybe if I just make sure he never walks around unsupervised.
caffeaffogato: man the mayans totally saw chris coming
maypirate: There's a pictogram of Chris just shrugging like "WHOOPS."
maypirate: That's actually how the calendar ends.
caffeaffogato: hahahaha

And having relayed all this to the man in question...

infinityduck: THEY PUT IT RIGHT THERE BY THE DVD PLAYER
infinityduck: NOT MY FAULT

Comments

[sedesla.livejournal.com]

I got "世界滅亡のその日、Kellyさんは生き残れたのは世界的に流行したウィルスの抗体を所持している、世界でただ一人の人間だからだと気づきました。ちょっと鈍感さんでした。"

No idea what that means but I'm sure it's terrible. Google Translate had my back on the first page but failed me in the results.

[minigendo.livejournal.com]

世界滅亡のその日、#####さんは物置で見つけたランプから魔神が出てきて願いを聞かれ、むしゃくしゃしていた#####さんはつい「世界でも滅ぼせば？」と口走っちゃってました。

Mecha translate leads me to believe that I apparently found a genie in a bottle in some storeroom and then wished for the world to end. Dick move, me. Dick move.

[sedesla.livejournal.com]

That is a pretty dick move.

After a second attempt to translate mine using Google, I believe I was lacking the antibodies to survive a worldwide plague.

Which is... about as terrible as I assumed.

[caffeaffogato.livejournal.com]

hello! Allow me to jump in and offer my terrible translation!

Apparently "you and you alone had the antibodies to survive the worldwide plague! You noticed this because you were the only one left--a little slow on the uptake"

[sedesla.livejournal.com]

Oh awesome! I mean not the slow part, but everyone else is dead from a worldwide plague so it's not like they'll know that.

Finally, time to read all my books.


p.s. Thanks for the translation!

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

apparently there's more than 1 button to press...

世界滅亡のその日、Vickyさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Vickyさんったらうっかり