maypirate

They have this thing in the Oberlin Review called the "Security Notebook' where they document every incident where security was phoned for some reason, and check this out!

> On Sunday, March 16, 2003 at approximately 4:23 pm student:
>
> Seth Hrbek
> South 312
> X6033
>
> called the Safety and Security Office to advise that student:
>
> Amber Cohen
> Lang. 307
> X5903
>
> had been running and was now experiencing some faintness and blurry
> vision. Sgt. Kriesen and Officer Eckhart responded and spoke with Amber.
> After a few minutes Amber said she felt as if she could walk to the car
> with some assistance. Sgt. Kriesen and Officer Eckhart assisted Amber to
> her feet, but with in seconds she felt faint and passed out. Sgt. Kriesen
> called for an ambulance while Officer Eckhart tended to Amber. Amber
came
> to in about a minute. Amber advised that she could see right again and
> felt a little better. EMS arrived and took Amber to Allen Medical Center
> to be checked.

Admittedly, they won't put in any names, but I'm gonna be in the Security Notebook! Woooo! Thanks Mooch, for forwarding this to me.

I'm now done with my American History midterm and the rest of the day will be spent contemplating my English paper. Bleagh. English paper...we don't like it, precious.

TWO DAYS, TWO DAYS, after my papers are done I really gotta clean my room so Bob doesn't see how I really live.

Rock rock rock, I really hope my package from Amazon gets here before I leave, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY VICKY!!!!!!! YOU ARE 18! NOW YOU CAN LOOK AT PORN! ;)p Heh heh heh...I'll get you a present on the way home, if you know what I mean. Or even if you don't.

Insides go "growl growl hiss growl." So it goes.

And why did Komura's wife probably disappear? Well I think she went to Kobe...I wonder where the UFO comes in...