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Another one of those conversations more than worth saving:

[ profile] caffeaffogato: i don't have anything else planned so unless the world ends tomorrow like it's supposed to
[ profile] maypirate: Oh, is it tomorrow? I thought it was last weekend.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: it's tomorrow
[ profile] caffeaffogato: japan is having a field day
[ profile] caffeaffogato: i just took a quiz that told me that on the last day of our life as we know it on earth, i will be sobbing hysterically in the "selected to survive" government shelter, lamenting over the fact that i didn't trade places with my significant other
[ profile] caffeaffogato: joel would probably be much more useful for the earth survivors, yes
[ profile] maypirate: LInk me to this quiz.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: :( japanese
[ profile] caffeaffogato: it's not even a quiz
[ profile] caffeaffogato: it just generates a random result
[ profile] caffeaffogato:
[ profile] maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Amberさんは核シェルターが定員だと愛する人を締め出され、憤っていました。自分に対して。何故あの時自分が代わってあげられなかったのかと。
[ profile] caffeaffogato: :OOOO
[ profile] caffeaffogato: it's the same one as i got
[ profile] maypirate: We'll cry together.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: PERHAPS WE ARE IN THE SAME SHELTER
[ profile] maypirate: I HOPE SO
[ profile] caffeaffogato: meanwhile, chris and joel burn
[ profile] caffeaffogato: oh no!
[ profile] caffeaffogato: i just tried joel
[ profile] caffeaffogato: "joel slowly made the last piece of the arctic ice into shaved ice. he did it with great solemnity"
[ profile] maypirate: He would do that.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: huhuhuhuhuh I"M SORRY HONEY IF ONLY I"D TRADED PLACES WITH YOU
[ profile] maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Chrisさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Chrisさんったらうっかり。
[ profile] maypirate:...did Chris just blow up the world?
[ profile] caffeaffogato: "on the day of the destruction of earth, chris tripped and fell on the button that shoots the nukes. how clumsy, chris-san!"
[ profile] caffeaffogato: HE HAS KILLED US ALL
[ profile] maypirate: So yes, basically. He did blow up the world.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: clearly the only way to save the planet is to kill him today
[ profile] maypirate: Chris: One-Man Apocalypse.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: you must do it FOR EARTH
[ profile] maypirate: Maybe if I just make sure he never walks around unsupervised.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: man the mayans totally saw chris coming
[ profile] maypirate: There's a pictogram of Chris just shrugging like "WHOOPS."
[ profile] maypirate: That's actually how the calendar ends.
[ profile] caffeaffogato: hahahaha

And having relayed all this to the man in question...

[ profile] infinityduck: THEY PUT IT RIGHT THERE BY THE DVD PLAYER
[ profile] infinityduck: NOT MY FAULT

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