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Another one of those conversations more than worth saving:

[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: i don't have anything else planned so unless the world ends tomorrow like it's supposed to
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Oh, is it tomorrow? I thought it was last weekend.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it's tomorrow
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: japan is having a field day
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: i just took a quiz that told me that on the last day of our life as we know it on earth, i will be sobbing hysterically in the "selected to survive" government shelter, lamenting over the fact that i didn't trade places with my significant other
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: joel would probably be much more useful for the earth survivors, yes
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: LInk me to this quiz.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: :( japanese
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it's not even a quiz
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it just generates a random result
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: http://shindanmaker.com/163312
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Amberさんは核シェルターが定員だと愛する人を締め出され、憤っていました。自分に対して。何故あの時自分が代わってあげられなかったのかと。
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: :OOOO
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: it's the same one as i got
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: We'll cry together.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: PERHAPS WE ARE IN THE SAME SHELTER
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: I HOPE SO
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: meanwhile, chris and joel burn
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: oh no!
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: i just tried joel
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: "joel slowly made the last piece of the arctic ice into shaved ice. he did it with great solemnity"
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: He would do that.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: huhuhuhuhuh I"M SORRY HONEY IF ONLY I"D TRADED PLACES WITH YOU
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: 世界滅亡のその日、Chrisさんはつまずいて、核ミサイルの発射スイッチを押してしまっていました。Chrisさんったらうっかり。
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate:...did Chris just blow up the world?
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: "on the day of the destruction of earth, chris tripped and fell on the button that shoots the nukes. how clumsy, chris-san!"
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: HE HAS KILLED US ALL
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: So yes, basically. He did blow up the world.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: clearly the only way to save the planet is to kill him today
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Chris: One-Man Apocalypse.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: you must do it FOR EARTH
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: Maybe if I just make sure he never walks around unsupervised.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: man the mayans totally saw chris coming
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: There's a pictogram of Chris just shrugging like "WHOOPS."
[livejournal.com profile] maypirate: That's actually how the calendar ends.
[livejournal.com profile] caffeaffogato: hahahaha

And having relayed all this to the man in question...

[livejournal.com profile] infinityduck: THEY PUT IT RIGHT THERE BY THE DVD PLAYER
[livejournal.com profile] infinityduck: NOT MY FAULT

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