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[maypirate]

I was going to post yesterday, a desperate, pathetic post about how fucked I am over the GRE, but then I realized that wouldn't actually make anything better.

...studying would, but as can be seen, here I am updating LJ.

I really don't get it, though, why you would have to go through some bullshit standardized test exactly like the SAT after you've already gone through four years of undergraduate study. That just seems ridiculous and unfair. I haven't done math in years, math is not what I went to college for and I never want to take it again, why should I have to be tested on it when it has no relevance to anything I want to do? Ugh.

My test is Tuesday. God, GOD forgive us all.

Had a Trojan on my computer, but it was caught, thankfully. If my computer explodes again, I will totally and utterly lose my mind for realz this time.

And now, a meme! List ten things you've done that most others probably haven't.


Actually, this seems like a list of fairly embarrassing/funny stories, too...

1. Broken an arm in a grocery store.
2. Failed a driver's test by more points than was possible. Twice. (But I'm a phenomenal driver now, promise! Hey, come back here!)
3. Forgotten how to talk in front of a store clerk. (Seriously...I do not know what shorted out in my brain that day.)
4. Won a research grant.
5. Subsisted for a week almost entirely on Keebler "Toast and Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers." (Seemed like a good idea at the time...)
6. Had trouble restraining self from interjecting "Please don't touch my huuuuge dick." very frequently, and always at times where it would be appropriate if anyone else got the reference, but no one else is going to get the reference unless they're, like, Tony or Jes.
7. Had a Bat Mitzvah.
8. Acted in four full-length Shakespeare plays, and played lead male roles in all of them.
9. Drowned a cell phone in Chinese food, then brilliantly tried to wash it out with water. (Then again, maybe I DO need the GRE to prove I'm not braindead...)
10. Gotten a black belt in Karate.

Clearly liete pays no attention to my frantic flailings for love, as she does not exist anymore. And I just bought her birthday present too...

Also, if anyone who knows Corin is interested, I made him an LJ account. He is now cecilmcgrlybts. I am very proud.

And now I journey forth to the shower and to Bob's Mecca (TM).

Comments

[kytyngurl2.livejournal.com]

I her her ghost today and we watched the FMA movie.

SPOOOKY!

[liete.livejournal.com]

;_;

[taskemus.livejournal.com]

Your GRE talk is scaring me. *doesn't think about SAT*

And those really are ten things no one else has done, I think. XD Well, at least I haven't, but that's not really saying much. Although I do know someone who has some sort of a belt in. . . something with a weird long name.

Yay for Shakespeare!

[asidian.livejournal.com]

....wow. You win. The only one I come even marginally close to is 8. O_o

[kesenaixtsumi.livejournal.com]

... >.o; Ouch. That would really, really bite. :.huggles.: ♥

[i-am-envious.livejournal.com]

O.O I drowned my cell phone in a not much bigger than a shot glass full of water... To think, my aim is unbelievably off until I'm leaning over a glass of water with an electronic appliance that costs more than my piece of crap computer (probably...)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_superdork_/]

I think lots of people have done 7, and I did 9 with a Dreamcast memory card once...