Now hear my confession

[maypirate]

One more thing tonight...just some fan blather, watch out.

Dear author,

You are NOT ALLOWED to use Jeff Buckley's "Lover, You Should Have Come Over," for anything less than stellar. Your story was rather of lame. And predictable. And kind of goony. Also, that is my song, for a story I have not yet written, and may never write, but I claimed it first. Mine.

But I'm willing to forgive you for this one line: “You're impulsive. You're crafty. You're...for God's sake, did you put these garters on backwards?”

Because nothings owns me like bad!sex owns me, and damn you, I have to keep reading it.

-Me

GARTERS. That's what I've been missing in FMA. You just can't put an Elric in garters or lingerie. At least, not in garters or lingerie you don't want immediately shredded with lots of screaming.

Hooray for the cramps, I knew they'd come eventually!

But I have finished my critique, I will look it over in the morning, and now I am going to go to sleep in my bed.

Comments

[asidian.livejournal.com]

...I may have to take that "can't put an Elric in garters or lingerie" comment as a challenge. ^_~

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Be my guest. ;)

I actually have plans involving Elrics and garters, but we'll see if I ever get to them...

[asidian.livejournal.com]

Oooh. I'm holding out to see yours, then. *starry eyes, drools mildly*

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

...I read it. You knew it would happen. Wow. The garter line was good, but uh...no. What events could possibly lead to someone as rich as Logan being a stripper? Just no. And no.

Watch me read part two.