maypirate

Dear Agent Scully my brain has turned to paste
and we are trapped here
Could you help us?
You could eat the chairs
in this room if you were
so inclined but they don't
look very good. I think.
I have enclosed between the lines
a coupon for my sudden
fixation with tasty pancakes
As you can see the only paper
I can use as scratch is a brochure
Please peruse and understand that I will once again emphasize Azar's
offer to
send you the rest of his torso
if you would come in through the ceiling with Mulder
and bust us out
because all the words sound like GRWAH
NOOB ZEEP FNARGH
at this point
Melty brain! No more notes. Please
accept this gift of profound incoherence
as it is all I have left
since
my brain is fancy mush but at least
I have achieved an insane
sort of creativity.
Dumplings are so better than flowers,
Love, Amber

Thank YOU, Asian War Symposium.