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maypirateOkay, so my cute mommy made me heart-shaped coffee cakes this morning.
Being the lame ass I am, I didn't get up until one pm, and then devoured them way too fast and hurt my stomach and then spent the rest of the day feeling like crap, and then I went to see "Good Night and Good Luck" with Don. The Kee gave me a little box of chocolate and Alkaline Trio's "Crimson," which amused both of us considering how angsty and rage-filled most of their stuff is.
Hence my lack of Valentine's for people, for which I do apologize.
But now I have found my way! The ANONYMOUS VALENTINE MEME!
1. Always - Jon Bon Jovi![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
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2. The world that you and I share is something that I could never live without. You're beautiful, you're talented, and I wish only the best in the world for you. Most of all I wish for you to see that in yourself. I love you so dearly and wish I could see you.
3. I consider the day we met to be one of the best moments in my life. You say we share a brain, and Don says he agrees - he's been wondering where the other half of mine has been all these years. I love you like I'm blind and burning and I miss you every day. I look forward to our poptart house.sake_butterfly
4. When I think back to my last year of college, you define it, and I miss our walks, I miss TWH, I miss sleeping on your floor and complaining to you about the lack of pineapple for my smoothies. How often I need you. What I wouldn't give for you to be closer. And if it took that to get you a green card, yes, I'd marry you. And not regret it. Also: remember how last Valentine's Day you called Nilia a stupid cow? That ruled.homoshiroi
5. I'm always afraid that when I say how much I care about you, you'll get scared or something silly, but I adore you utterly and look forward to every conversation no matter how simple. I would love to meet you in person and laugh and clean out your drawers for you. You always cheer me up. You take such good care of me. Someday, I will take care of you.kaltia
6. I miss your hat and your lukewarm Pepsi and your ugly daughter. Be my hideous demon valentine. I hear you're really good in bed.bluejaysfan4eva
7. How about you and I get together, find some girls, take them back to our place, listen to some Ani DiFranco, and then punch them in the cunt? That's something I only want to share with you.
8. We accidentally touched the other day and you didn't run screaming. I consider that a huge step. I also hope that someday we'll be alone again, now that we have so much more than bread to talk about.decken
9. You never fail to amaze and amuse me, and I wish I knew you better. I'd like us to horrify each other in real life, possibly rub microbes on one another. I'm glad I got over my fear of talking to you. You're awesome.decken
10. I hope that the 11 year old child I kidnap and force to live as my daugher and do my laundry is exactly like you. There's not a cave in the world deep enough for my love.wofl_iron
11. Your overwhelming sweetness is truly something special, and I only wish you'd recognize that in yourself, and be proud of how good you make others feel. It's really wonderful. Even if you do like Hyde.
12. For someone who has never met my beautiful Oni, you love her like the true princess she is. I'm glad we got to meet in person, and that things with your beau are looking up. I'm always a fan of your random text messages, too. ;)silver_miko
13. When you talk openly, and when you let down your guard, you are beautiful and charming and funny and witty. I mean, you're all those things anyway, but on your good days, you just glow. I always want to talk to you, good or bad, and I hope that eventually I can prove to you my sincerity on the thing I want to tell you but won't, not yet. You're wonderful, and that's why I will always stand with you. And dress you funny.liete
14. The day that I found out you actually read my journal and commented on it that you found me interesting deeply touched me. I admire your willingness to bound freely into the unknown and speak your mind.
15. I adore your snark and your attitude, and the way you look after the people you care about. You're truly an amazing person, and I wish I could think of more interesting things to say to you.anax
16. You are stunning and sweet, collected and insightful, and our conversations have helped me with so many things on many levels. I'd love to sit down with you and talk about books and music and everything.herongale
17. I was nervous about you, since I know you're so loved by someone I love, but you were everything she promised and more. I'm sorry we don't talk enough, and that the package I made you months ago is still in my house, but you rule, and you're warm and you drew for me. Come back to Elricest and be my love!
18. I worry about you, and I want you to take care of yourself. You're wonderful and charming and I'm glad we connected. I still owe you that package and I will get it to you. I love seeing your Havoc icons on my flist.timchell
19. I miss you so much. I wish you'd be online when I'm on, even if we didn't have anything important to talk about. Some of the best moments of my last semester were staying up late, watching the snow fall outside, and talking to you. I hope you're well. You are fantastic, and if I've lost you through my carelessness, it's something I will forever be ashamed of. Come back to me.
20. Every time I see anything by Wong Kar-wai I think of you and wish you were here. Always.
21. You have the longest and most intense posts ever. I miss my favorite camp counselor.
22. Be my partner and lets run through Koya without shoes again. And this time, let's punch that asshole in the face.
23. "Krindy."
"That's not her name, Gob."
24. If I started saying things about you, I dunno when I'd stop. But I'm glad you were with me when my mom asked what on earth we were doing. You made that night better than I imagined, and you also go the extra length for people. You are truly phenomenal. I know you'll be great.kleptoneko
25. You'd better come home to me safe. And without having eaten my furry friends. No one is as permanently optimistic as you, and that's hard to come by. You are one in a thousand million.
26. When I saw your spam on that post, it made me so happy, because initially I had expected you to never read my journal or care about me. I've found a lovely friend in you. <3
27. You really are my luck and the closest thing I've ever had to a muse. You help me so much with so many things and you're a great friend to boot. I hope that someday I can return the favor in some manner. I want you to get into JET, but if you don't, I'm dying to meet you at Ycon.
28. Birthday squids and sleepovers and wearing fluffs at Heian Jingu, and it was all so long ago but I feel like when we see each other it will be like no time has passed. I never would have made it through Japan without you. And I owe you 16 packages and shit. I've decided that.
29. Your art astounds me and while I live in fear of you, when I've talked to you it's been wonderful. And I'm entirely in your debt. Ask and you shall receive. I wish you'd be in Japan in May. I want to see you.
30. I have never once doubted that you liked me, and that says a lot. You are so warm, you write like burning, and are one of the sweetest people in the history of everything. I miss you, of course, and wish I sucked less at e-mail. I'm crazy about you. <3asidian
31. I TR0 U. Spider bitez u.
32. I know you'll be there when I need good porn thoughts, and even when I need to whine. It just takes a lot of shouting your name. ;)ptavella
33. If you're still reading this, I have so much to thank you for, and so much to apologize for, and I still adore you completely - you're not rid of me yet. I think about you every day, still. I'll never go to Wendy's without you.
34. The first comment I ever got from you had me floored and I was ecstatic. You've become such an awesome friend, and I always look forward to talking to you. And now that I know you can talk on the phone, I intend to abuse the privilege of hearing your voice even more. You're my favorite toaster ever. And I love my hat so much.
35. Your art makes me salivate, and we have an RP to finish and a mutual project to start! I hope you've had a wonderful day with your special boy, and that you're doing well. I wasn't there as soon as I'd liked when you needed something, but I want you to know you can always talk to me. You rule.
36. Someday I will drag you out into the world and we will sit somewhere in town and become amazing RL friends. I truly believe this. I just have to coax you out of West. I think a trail of crumbs might work? Seriously, though. I'm astounded by your writing and your thoughtfulness all the time. I just wish you weren't always sick and suffering so. I hate to see you sad.
37. Sex. Also fury.
38. I want you to draw for me. As your mother, I demand it, and I will put it on the Cave fridge. Seriously, though, I would love to know you better. You're clever and inventive, and I'm very glad we've met. :)midnight_banshee
39. I wish I knew a better way to take away your pain and insecurity, but you have always seemed terribly sweet and amazing, and you've thought my Al torture, which always makes me happy. I will come see you someday, but I will still eye you warily when you try to feed me things.
40. We need to talk more, that's about the gist of it. I still remember the beautiful gift you made me last year, and I owe you a whole lot for standing by me when I explored something a leeetle weird that turned into an obsession. I know you're great, and I hope you do too.
And everyone else that I missed, thank you all for friending me, for being my friend, for taking time on a journal that is half me spazzing and half me blathering about things no one cares about. I appreciate it and all of you, and send much love.
And I have made it by the deadline! Happy Valentine's, y'allz.
And GREAT LOVE TO WHOEVER SENT ME THE ANONYMOUS BOX OF LJ CHOCOLATE! I was very touched. :)
Being the lame ass I am, I didn't get up until one pm, and then devoured them way too fast and hurt my stomach and then spent the rest of the day feeling like crap, and then I went to see "Good Night and Good Luck" with Don. The Kee gave me a little box of chocolate and Alkaline Trio's "Crimson," which amused both of us considering how angsty and rage-filled most of their stuff is.
Hence my lack of Valentine's for people, for which I do apologize.
But now I have found my way! The ANONYMOUS VALENTINE MEME!
1. Always - Jon Bon Jovi
monkeybobert2. The world that you and I share is something that I could never live without. You're beautiful, you're talented, and I wish only the best in the world for you. Most of all I wish for you to see that in yourself. I love you so dearly and wish I could see you.
3. I consider the day we met to be one of the best moments in my life. You say we share a brain, and Don says he agrees - he's been wondering where the other half of mine has been all these years. I love you like I'm blind and burning and I miss you every day. I look forward to our poptart house.
sake_butterfly4. When I think back to my last year of college, you define it, and I miss our walks, I miss TWH, I miss sleeping on your floor and complaining to you about the lack of pineapple for my smoothies. How often I need you. What I wouldn't give for you to be closer. And if it took that to get you a green card, yes, I'd marry you. And not regret it. Also: remember how last Valentine's Day you called Nilia a stupid cow? That ruled.
homoshiroi5. I'm always afraid that when I say how much I care about you, you'll get scared or something silly, but I adore you utterly and look forward to every conversation no matter how simple. I would love to meet you in person and laugh and clean out your drawers for you. You always cheer me up. You take such good care of me. Someday, I will take care of you.
kaltia6. I miss your hat and your lukewarm Pepsi and your ugly daughter. Be my hideous demon valentine. I hear you're really good in bed.
bluejaysfan4eva7. How about you and I get together, find some girls, take them back to our place, listen to some Ani DiFranco, and then punch them in the cunt? That's something I only want to share with you.
8. We accidentally touched the other day and you didn't run screaming. I consider that a huge step. I also hope that someday we'll be alone again, now that we have so much more than bread to talk about.
decken9. You never fail to amaze and amuse me, and I wish I knew you better. I'd like us to horrify each other in real life, possibly rub microbes on one another. I'm glad I got over my fear of talking to you. You're awesome.
decken10. I hope that the 11 year old child I kidnap and force to live as my daugher and do my laundry is exactly like you. There's not a cave in the world deep enough for my love.
wofl_iron11. Your overwhelming sweetness is truly something special, and I only wish you'd recognize that in yourself, and be proud of how good you make others feel. It's really wonderful. Even if you do like Hyde.
12. For someone who has never met my beautiful Oni, you love her like the true princess she is. I'm glad we got to meet in person, and that things with your beau are looking up. I'm always a fan of your random text messages, too. ;)
silver_miko13. When you talk openly, and when you let down your guard, you are beautiful and charming and funny and witty. I mean, you're all those things anyway, but on your good days, you just glow. I always want to talk to you, good or bad, and I hope that eventually I can prove to you my sincerity on the thing I want to tell you but won't, not yet. You're wonderful, and that's why I will always stand with you. And dress you funny.
liete14. The day that I found out you actually read my journal and commented on it that you found me interesting deeply touched me. I admire your willingness to bound freely into the unknown and speak your mind.
15. I adore your snark and your attitude, and the way you look after the people you care about. You're truly an amazing person, and I wish I could think of more interesting things to say to you.
anax16. You are stunning and sweet, collected and insightful, and our conversations have helped me with so many things on many levels. I'd love to sit down with you and talk about books and music and everything.
herongale17. I was nervous about you, since I know you're so loved by someone I love, but you were everything she promised and more. I'm sorry we don't talk enough, and that the package I made you months ago is still in my house, but you rule, and you're warm and you drew for me. Come back to Elricest and be my love!
18. I worry about you, and I want you to take care of yourself. You're wonderful and charming and I'm glad we connected. I still owe you that package and I will get it to you. I love seeing your Havoc icons on my flist.
timchell19. I miss you so much. I wish you'd be online when I'm on, even if we didn't have anything important to talk about. Some of the best moments of my last semester were staying up late, watching the snow fall outside, and talking to you. I hope you're well. You are fantastic, and if I've lost you through my carelessness, it's something I will forever be ashamed of. Come back to me.
20. Every time I see anything by Wong Kar-wai I think of you and wish you were here. Always.
21. You have the longest and most intense posts ever. I miss my favorite camp counselor.
22. Be my partner and lets run through Koya without shoes again. And this time, let's punch that asshole in the face.
23. "Krindy."
"That's not her name, Gob."
24. If I started saying things about you, I dunno when I'd stop. But I'm glad you were with me when my mom asked what on earth we were doing. You made that night better than I imagined, and you also go the extra length for people. You are truly phenomenal. I know you'll be great.
kleptoneko25. You'd better come home to me safe. And without having eaten my furry friends. No one is as permanently optimistic as you, and that's hard to come by. You are one in a thousand million.
26. When I saw your spam on that post, it made me so happy, because initially I had expected you to never read my journal or care about me. I've found a lovely friend in you. <3
27. You really are my luck and the closest thing I've ever had to a muse. You help me so much with so many things and you're a great friend to boot. I hope that someday I can return the favor in some manner. I want you to get into JET, but if you don't, I'm dying to meet you at Ycon.
28. Birthday squids and sleepovers and wearing fluffs at Heian Jingu, and it was all so long ago but I feel like when we see each other it will be like no time has passed. I never would have made it through Japan without you. And I owe you 16 packages and shit. I've decided that.
29. Your art astounds me and while I live in fear of you, when I've talked to you it's been wonderful. And I'm entirely in your debt. Ask and you shall receive. I wish you'd be in Japan in May. I want to see you.
30. I have never once doubted that you liked me, and that says a lot. You are so warm, you write like burning, and are one of the sweetest people in the history of everything. I miss you, of course, and wish I sucked less at e-mail. I'm crazy about you. <3
asidian31. I TR0 U. Spider bitez u.
32. I know you'll be there when I need good porn thoughts, and even when I need to whine. It just takes a lot of shouting your name. ;)p
tavella33. If you're still reading this, I have so much to thank you for, and so much to apologize for, and I still adore you completely - you're not rid of me yet. I think about you every day, still. I'll never go to Wendy's without you.
34. The first comment I ever got from you had me floored and I was ecstatic. You've become such an awesome friend, and I always look forward to talking to you. And now that I know you can talk on the phone, I intend to abuse the privilege of hearing your voice even more. You're my favorite toaster ever. And I love my hat so much.
35. Your art makes me salivate, and we have an RP to finish and a mutual project to start! I hope you've had a wonderful day with your special boy, and that you're doing well. I wasn't there as soon as I'd liked when you needed something, but I want you to know you can always talk to me. You rule.
36. Someday I will drag you out into the world and we will sit somewhere in town and become amazing RL friends. I truly believe this. I just have to coax you out of West. I think a trail of crumbs might work? Seriously, though. I'm astounded by your writing and your thoughtfulness all the time. I just wish you weren't always sick and suffering so. I hate to see you sad.
37. Sex. Also fury.
38. I want you to draw for me. As your mother, I demand it, and I will put it on the Cave fridge. Seriously, though, I would love to know you better. You're clever and inventive, and I'm very glad we've met. :)
midnight_banshee39. I wish I knew a better way to take away your pain and insecurity, but you have always seemed terribly sweet and amazing, and you've thought my Al torture, which always makes me happy. I will come see you someday, but I will still eye you warily when you try to feed me things.
40. We need to talk more, that's about the gist of it. I still remember the beautiful gift you made me last year, and I owe you a whole lot for standing by me when I explored something a leeetle weird that turned into an obsession. I know you're great, and I hope you do too.
And everyone else that I missed, thank you all for friending me, for being my friend, for taking time on a journal that is half me spazzing and half me blathering about things no one cares about. I appreciate it and all of you, and send much love.
And I have made it by the deadline! Happy Valentine's, y'allz.
And GREAT LOVE TO WHOEVER SENT ME THE ANONYMOUS BOX OF LJ CHOCOLATE! I was very touched. :)
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Date: 2006-02-15 06:23 am (UTC)I'm a bad mommy.
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Date: 2006-02-15 06:25 am (UTC)I say:
to you. XD
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Date: 2006-02-15 06:54 am (UTC)*loves on you, gives Valentine*
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Date: 2006-02-15 07:45 am (UTC)you're such a boob. i am the least scary person ever. I LOVE YOU MAY.
i totally would rub my microbs ALL UP IN YO GRILL.
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Date: 2006-02-15 11:44 am (UTC)I miss you to pieces :(
err just as a sidenote, did you get joel the chocolates? he uhhhh apparently didn't get it, just as well, because he apparently ordered flowers for me...which I didn't get because addresses were mistyped.
yay. happy valentine's day!
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Date: 2006-02-15 02:05 pm (UTC)I made "eeeee!" noises. Really I did.
Ed: Ssh Al, don't let them hear us.
Al: ::Gasp:: Brother!
XDXD
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Date: 2006-02-15 03:27 pm (UTC)...and I think I know who #7 is. Hee.
By the by, I finally have access to my PA DVDs. Do you still want copies?
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Date: 2006-02-15 06:24 pm (UTC)can come your way very soon
how many copies?
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Date: 2006-02-15 03:28 pm (UTC)you typed a lot kid, and it was all so heartfelt! =)
i dun think i'm here, but s'okay. ;)
*loves on you madly*
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Date: 2006-02-15 06:15 pm (UTC)i'm number 18. XD;;
i'm glad you love my havoc icons too. :P almost all of them are circe's. =D
and i'm flattered you have such a nice opinion of me. thank you. <3
(the icon is directed at myself. :F )
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Date: 2006-02-15 06:52 pm (UTC)btw, alkaline trio's a great band~
this makes me want to give you cds!
in which, i will do so once i am at my computer :D
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Date: 2006-02-16 12:59 am (UTC)You are so right. When you get here we will pick up the crazy right where we left it off. Now tell me WHEN you'll get here so's I can request even more days off.
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