Singing Telegram

[maypirate]

Am trapped at work STOP

It is Friday and we have no back-up for the 3 pm rush STOP

I will get approximately 2 hours of sleep tonight STOP

Someone please amuse me STOP

Oh my god my lunch break is over here come the wolves nooooothatsmyfaSTOP

Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... *Dies laughing*

[wofl-iron.livejournal.com]

MOOOOOMMMMM!! DON'T DIE! I NEED ONE LAST OOZY HUG!

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

ok so this cowboy is at a bar and this woman sits down beside him. She says 'Are you a real cowboy?' and he says 'Well I've ridden horse, mended fences and poked cattle all my life, so I guess I'm a real cowboy. What do you do?' The woman says: 'I'm a lesbian, I love women, I love the way the look, and feel and taste and smell.' After this the woman gets up and goes away and the cowboy sits alone for a bit, then another woman joins him. The new woman says 'Are you a real cowboy?' The cowboy says 'I thought I was, but now I think I'm a lesbian.'

hee

[asidian.livejournal.com]

*juggles snakes!*

*recites epic poetry in long-forgotten languages, accompanied by large and fantastically bizarre instruments!*

*swings from thorn-encrusted vines over pits of fire!*

...amused yet? ^^

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Utterly. ;)