Door sex

[maypirate]

Thank you, kleptoneko, for Door!sex. It was most appreciated.

In other news, I think my gums are trying to flee my canines, and it feels like something's been stuck in my teeth all night. Yet another reason for me to brush them like a normal person and then NOT fall asleep in my clothes.

And presenting

emoCake You know who cake's good-hearted rival is? PIE
May PIE
Liete Pie is on the side of good, yes.
emoCake Of course, by yaoi fangirl rules, rivals are really secretly fooling around
Liete CakexPie OTP?
emoCake And then we get cake x pie
May http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Kettering/killcakefirst.jpg
Liete Cake would top.
emoCake It's mostly sugary fluff
emoCake HAHAHAHA
Liete Sneak up on it May!
emoCake I guess. Yeah, pie's too balanced to be an emo seme
May IT WILL NEVER SEE ME COMING
emoCake She's got a knife!!!!
emoCake ROAR
emoCake Through the clear tupperware container.
emoCake Cake is rather nearsighted. Farsighted. Er
emoCake CAKE CANNOT SEE
May Blind cake!
emoCake Boy, cake has some serious handicaps
Liete But it can still kill you.
emoCake That's why it's so fearful
May Poor Cake. It kills because it's been so trouble all its life.
May ..troublted....
May troubled.
emoCake NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!!!!
* emoCake wails
Liete Will cake cut itself now? =P
* emoCake cuts itself and writes LJ entry about it
emoCake I'm...so delicious ;_;

...

emoCake I'M a little offended at myself but I don't think I ever posted lyrics to songs and talked about cutting myself
emoCake Yeah
emoCake Cake's a mess
Liete Pie is probably a Mary Sue.

And now a meme from circe67 who made me do it then didn't read my awesome comment to her.

If you had me alone...locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you do with me? Posts may be anonymous because it's a secret. Then repost this in your LJ- or don't. You might be surprised with the responses you get.

I'll only be surprised if...nah, even that wouldn't do it.

And now to unload the dishwasher and go to bed.

Comments

[liete.livejournal.com]

Cake, oh no!

If I had you all to my selfish self for a day? There would be much writing and reading of porn, and singing and -no- dressing me up (=P) and other things I want to do when you're actually here. ;_; *clings to your face*

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

What?! No dress-up?! ;_;

[kleptoneko.livejournal.com]

I'd make you eat food that you'd normally would not dare to eat!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!


and you're most welcome.

[cone-monogatari.livejournal.com]

I would make you draw that Utena picture you promised to draw me two years ago :)

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I WILL STILL DRAW THAT.

I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN!

It haunts me at night. O.O

[homoshiroi.livejournal.com]

we'd watch the xfiles and then eat tonkatsu that we'd made for ourselves and watch and eat and draw and watch and eat and draw and then proceed to talk shit about people we both loath on the intarnet.

well, I tried to do this anonymously but my IP apparently is a source of SPAM according to Livejournal. Great.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

God damn I miss you so fucking much.

[cryogenia.livejournal.com]

I think I'd make you wear your panda hat and do weird recordings, and then we would stay up all night and spam these things at the Coe >:D

[asidian.livejournal.com]

There would be sweets, and tea. And you writing, if you were up to it. ^___^

[sky-dark.livejournal.com]

oh baby, we'd CENSORED and then we'd CENSORED and just when you thought that was enough we'd CENSORED *drool*

[olderforeigner.livejournal.com]

May = 0, cake = 1!

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Edward Heiderich, what are YOU doing on my journal?!

And why aren't you telling me what you'd do with me if you had 24 hours to use me to your whim. I'm hurt. HURT!

[decken.livejournal.com]

Wait, we'd be alone together for 24 hours!!?!! I think I'd panic. Maybe try to talk about bread. Hope you didn't touch me. Something like that.

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

Duuude! Me and my coworker Glen created this whole false religion of Pieism and the evil Cakists and the Pieble including Genesis and such.
O.O
I think the pastry is trying to say something.