And now for something completely different
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maypirateTwo people with huge Red Bull backpacks came into the store tonight and were like "Does anyone here need energy?"
And we were like "Free drinks? Hell yeah!"
So I've been having my first Red Bull experience. It tastes kind of like what I imagine would happen if you mixed artificial cherry flavoring and acid. And soaked a few Sweet Tarts in it for good measure.
It says it's supposed to help me concentrate, but so far all it's made me do is get really giggly and try to entice people to rent "Nail Gun Massacre" with little encouraging signs, and comments like "Are you sure you want to read 'Memoirs of a Geisha?' Wouldn't you rather rent 'NAIL GUN MASSACRE?????!?/11!?!"
So far, no takers.
But at least the carbonation subdued my stomach a little. This is the price you pay when you don't take your Sprintec for a week.
This totally random moment of my life has been brought to you by Red Bull (TM) and Monday Nights at Four Star (C).
Offers subject to change, avoid where prohibited.
And we were like "Free drinks? Hell yeah!"
So I've been having my first Red Bull experience. It tastes kind of like what I imagine would happen if you mixed artificial cherry flavoring and acid. And soaked a few Sweet Tarts in it for good measure.
It says it's supposed to help me concentrate, but so far all it's made me do is get really giggly and try to entice people to rent "Nail Gun Massacre" with little encouraging signs, and comments like "Are you sure you want to read 'Memoirs of a Geisha?' Wouldn't you rather rent 'NAIL GUN MASSACRE?????!?/11!?!"
So far, no takers.
But at least the carbonation subdued my stomach a little. This is the price you pay when you don't take your Sprintec for a week.
This totally random moment of my life has been brought to you by Red Bull (TM) and Monday Nights at Four Star (C).
Offers subject to change, avoid where prohibited.
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Date: 2006-04-04 04:43 pm (UTC)I think you would have been a fantastically exciting Monday night clerk! (haha! Another Passions icon! I couldn't find the CRAZY Beth one...)