Side Effects May Include Death

[maypirate]

Welcome to my journal vortex_of_chaos! We (me) are happy to have you!

So in a ridiculously fast update because I got up late and I don't even have time to shower (eeeeew!) before I catch the bus, I have these totally exciting things to say.


- harukaceles and I fulfilled a plan many months in the making last night and watched "Deep Throat" and then "Inside Deep Throat," the documentary about the film. It was awesome! And by awesome I mean nerdy, and also HORRIFYING, because I dunno, maybe it was just because everyone was hideous in the 70's? But on what planet was that ever considered sexy? The documentary was fun because I love documentaries. The porn itself eventually required fastforwarding because it was like 9832749327493279823 years long despite being only an hour.

- I accidentally hooked myself on the show "House" at work yesterday, which was a problem when I was trying to help people because the show would be like "HOLY SHIT MEDICAL EMERGENCY NECROSIS AND BLOOD EVERY OH MY GOD" and I'd be in the middle of a transaction and then forget and end up staring at the TV. Shame on me. Shame. I'd say no more "House" for me at work, but I'm totally putting it on again today.

- My stomach is a jerk.

- MY DAUGTHER MIDNIGHT, PLEASE COME HOME! WE LOVE AND MISS YOU TERRIBLY!

- liete is coming to visit me in two weeks!! :D

- pairaka... Stupid job. Stupid timing. I miss you. :(

I've lost my kaltia. She ran away on Tuesday and said she'd be back yesterday. I'm afraid she died. If anyone sees her, please bring her home? I am offering a small reward. It may or may not be a pair of socks.

And that is the proverbial that, as I always say, and I think I have enough time to throw on some clothes and brush my teeth and grab my Newsweek. Hot DAMN!

(One month til Japan!)

Comments

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

Wow! What is a documentary about porn like?

I have heard House is very good...despite being a medical show, which is not my thing. But Hugh Laurie can be delightful.

Sorry I went and got ahead in Buffy. But I want to watch episodes again and watch it with yooouu! Also we should do a non-traditional thing sometime. Like go somewhere! I don't know where, but we could do something fun and different.

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

SOCKS!!!!

Um, I dont have Kaltia, but I have a dust bunny that kind of bears no resemblence whatsoever to her, is that good enough?

*Adds new ficjournal*

[velvet-mace.livejournal.com]

Heh, got confused. As usual.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

I've been wondering where Kaltia went to also. ;_; She disappearded, to quote Gluttony.

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

i have stolen all of kaltia's skirts. she is locked in my basement, skirtless, until further notice. nevermind the fact that there are no basements in florida.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Which makes no goddamn sense to me since don't you people have like 85 tornados a week down there?

What is with your crazy state?

[thisisnotmyname.livejournal.com]

lol we dont have a lot of tornados, and the ones that we do are only like.. f1s.

we have the most lightning strikes in the entire country though XD


but we cant have basements because if you dig 10 feet down here, you hit water lol

[vortex-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

<3 Yay, and thank you soooo much!! I promise not to abuse my friend priveleges except for occasional...umm... molestage fun?

[taskemus.livejournal.com]

We're listening to the same thing, for the same reason. I think. XD;

And whoa, you're going to Japan? Have fun!

[liete.livejournal.com]

Speaking of which, I have details I must discuss with you. =)

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

LET US DISCUSS! :D

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

Found her! (http://kaltia.livejournal.com/434746.html?mode=reply&style=mine) Do I get socks?

[reikah.livejournal.com]

No. My socks. Mine.

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Now now, there's enough socks to go around...