When the world's a bit amiss
May. 27th, 2006 03:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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wofl_iron and mother kaltia.
Go forth, brave children.
Dear May/Amber,
You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
wofl_iron and mother kaltia.Go forth, brave children.
Dear May/Amber,
You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
Love,
_______________
(P.S. ______________.)
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Date: 2006-05-27 08:10 am (UTC)You have a nice cookie jar! It's a hippo and it hass a tie and it's in your kitchen! I SAW IT. You make me feel like I could go crazy and it would be a normal thing because it's the funnest when you spazz out. You should read more doujin because sometimes I laugh so hard I can't breath because you're spazzy and wonderful and I love it when you say cock. XD. Someday I will send your package. It has dinosaurs and hamburgers and porn! It will be the best ever, maybe. You + me = spzzy mother/daughter dollar menu combo. Everyone wants us cause we taste awesome and we're cheap. If I saw you now I'd GNAW ON YOU FOR REAL REAL INSTEAD OF JUST TEXT. I would build a anti-heiderich porn shelter just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a song about necrosis and all of the things that cause it.
Love,
your daughter, wofl
(P.S. MARIO PORN.)
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Date: 2006-05-27 12:41 pm (UTC)You have a nice smile, you weirdo with your flawless teeth. You make me laugh my head off. You should climb into your cupboards and have the long-suffering Bob take a photo. Someday I will vacation with you and eat all your food and watch Nailgun Massacre. You + me =the spazz duet, with the flailing and the screeching and the guinea pig and the crumpets. If I saw you now I'd push you out a window to see if you bounce. I would build a portable house out of vitamin pills just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be one composed entirely by myself and accompanied by an idiot with a clarinet.
Love,
Mum
(P.S. I ate Oni.)
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Date: 2006-05-27 01:40 pm (UTC)You have a nice hamster. You make me smile. You should come to NYC so we can scare New Yorkers with our spazziness. Someday I will make you not fear the food on the plate before you. You + me = elricest text messages. If I saw you now I'd take you on a quest for soda and porn. I would build a Ed and Al figurine just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Otome no Inori on course.
Love,
Lauren/Silver
(P.S. Not without my ugly dauuuuuuuuuughterrrrrrr.)
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Date: 2006-05-27 02:37 pm (UTC)You have a nice guinea pig. You make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts (in a good way). You should give Oni a big kiss. Someday I will make you really good food that won't kill you or scare you. You + me = love. If I saw you now I'd run screaming toward you flailing my arms. I would build a ziggurat just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be ALLLLWAAAAAYS.
Love,
Bob
(P.S. You look Frantastic.)
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Date: 2006-05-27 05:25 pm (UTC)Once you find one yaoi pairing, you'll find more. It's inevitable.
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Date: 2006-05-28 03:27 pm (UTC)I KNOW AND IT SCARES ME! I'm worried about the future of the world. ;_;
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Date: 2006-05-27 07:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-28 11:01 am (UTC)You have a nice panda puppet. You make me giggle uncontrollably. You should come back to Japan for an extended period of time. Someday I will be in your presence on the continent of North America. You + me = good AKP memories and fab purikura. If I saw you now I'd ask you to scan things for me. I would build an addition to my apartment just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be the L'arc en Ciel Fullmetal opening.
Love,
Megan
(P.S. omfg I cannot believe you gave me that blanket.)
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Date: 2006-05-29 12:24 pm (UTC)You have a nice way of recounting things that've happened to you. You make me lauh like whoa. You should stop being so hard on yourself. Someday I will do for you something as wonderful as you deserve. You + me =yes. If I saw you now I'd dance about crazily. I would build a machine to electrocute anyone who's mean to you just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be a jingle from a commercial. Anything longer would break your ears. ^^
Love,
Asidian
(P.S. Someday, we will meet in person. Too bad I missed you coming to Japan ;_; )
Hey you
Date: 2006-05-30 04:28 pm (UTC)You have a nice pig. You make me want to watch bad horror movies. You should come visit me lots. Someday I will unleash my zombie army, and the world will tremble. You + me = never see each other sad. If I saw you now I'd do a little dance, give you some sweet cheap crap I got from Trivia Weekend, and make you watch something horrible. I would build a zombie army just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be obnoxious.
Love,
CECIL MCGIRLYBOOTS
(P.S. Once I saw you stick your head in jello.)
Hey you
Date: 2006-05-30 04:28 pm (UTC)You have a nice pig. You make me want to watch bad horror movies. You should come visit me lots. Someday I will unleash my zombie army, and the world will tremble. You + me = never see each other sad. If I saw you now I'd do a little dance, give you some sweet cheap crap I got from Trivia Weekend, and make you watch something horrible. I would build a zombie army just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be obnoxious.
Love,
CECIL MCGIRLYBOOTS
(P.S. Once I saw you stick your head in jello.)