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maypirateThis LJ post is brought to you by the following things.
-Staying up until 3 when you have to open the store about 4.5 hours later. I will never learn.
-Reading "Boondock Saints" fanfiction. A much worse idea. In fact it's a terrible idea. I feel dirty. I feel so dirty. Please don't look at my info and see![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
bds_fic. I'm so ashamed. (![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kleptoneko and liete: IT'S NOT RPS! It's Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus, not Sean Patrick Flannery/Norman Reedus! That would be barfy! The latter looks like a young Sean Bean and I don't want to think about Sean Bean and any sort of sex! And yet how can I even defend myself. Oh god WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY shootsselfinface.)
-"House of Leaves" being loose in my house. I'm seriously freaked by the fact that I don't know where it is or what it's doing.
-People who SOMEHOW MANAGE TO RETURN THREE MOVIES WITHOUT *ANY* OF THE DVDS BEING IN THEIR CASES! I mean honestly, how do you do that?
-Really gross Darjeeling tea. I mean DUDE, yuck. And why did I keep drinking it?
-My head feeling awesome. I want to blame the tea......?
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My boss: Gay porn where the guys are actually good-looking! :D"
Manager Shawn: I really just look through these [porn flyers] to see if I recognize anyone from high school. Or anyone I dated.
Manager Shawn also WHEELING HER CHAIR OVER TO ME TO POINT AT A HAIRY MAN IN SAID FLYER AND SAY "Look! It's the hottest rabbi ever! :D" and then contemplating buying a mousepad of a big muscled guy's butt.
-The movie "Just My Luck," which I saw withmonkeybobert last night to fulfill our summer quota of 1)bad fluffy teen-ish movie, 2) Lindsay Lohan. It could have been worse, but I'd rate it above X3. Sorry y'allz, but I cannot appreciate a movie where they make Sir Ian McKellan wear such a horrible hat.
OH MY GOD BOB JUST THIS MINUTE I REMEMBERED THE PREVIEW WE WERE TRYING TO RECALL LAST NIGHT! CUZ I WAS SITTING HERE THINKING "WHY WAS 'JUST MY LUCK' BETTER THAN X3? OH RIGHT, PEOPLE GETTING HIT BY CARS IS ALWAYS FUNNY!" AND THEN I REMEMBERED OWEN WILSON GETTING HIT BY A CAR IN THE PREVIEW! THE PREVIEW WAS FOR "You, Me & Dupree!" WE ARE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!
Thank you for viewing. Please support our honorable sponsers by purchasing their products at one of many fine locations. Like my house. Heh heh heh yeah I'll go do my job now.
-Staying up until 3 when you have to open the store about 4.5 hours later. I will never learn.
-Reading "Boondock Saints" fanfiction. A much worse idea. In fact it's a terrible idea. I feel dirty. I feel so dirty. Please don't look at my info and see
bds_fic. I'm so ashamed. (kleptoneko and liete: IT'S NOT RPS! It's Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus, not Sean Patrick Flannery/Norman Reedus! That would be barfy! The latter looks like a young Sean Bean and I don't want to think about Sean Bean and any sort of sex! And yet how can I even defend myself. Oh god WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY shootsselfinface.)-"House of Leaves" being loose in my house. I'm seriously freaked by the fact that I don't know where it is or what it's doing.
-People who SOMEHOW MANAGE TO RETURN THREE MOVIES WITHOUT *ANY* OF THE DVDS BEING IN THEIR CASES! I mean honestly, how do you do that?
-Really gross Darjeeling tea. I mean DUDE, yuck. And why did I keep drinking it?
-My head feeling awesome. I want to blame the tea......?
-
My boss: Gay porn where the guys are actually good-looking! :D"
Manager Shawn: I really just look through these [porn flyers] to see if I recognize anyone from high school. Or anyone I dated.
Manager Shawn also WHEELING HER CHAIR OVER TO ME TO POINT AT A HAIRY MAN IN SAID FLYER AND SAY "Look! It's the hottest rabbi ever! :D" and then contemplating buying a mousepad of a big muscled guy's butt.
-The movie "Just My Luck," which I saw with
monkeybobert last night to fulfill our summer quota of 1)bad fluffy teen-ish movie, 2) Lindsay Lohan. It could have been worse, but I'd rate it above X3. Sorry y'allz, but I cannot appreciate a movie where they make Sir Ian McKellan wear such a horrible hat.OH MY GOD BOB JUST THIS MINUTE I REMEMBERED THE PREVIEW WE WERE TRYING TO RECALL LAST NIGHT! CUZ I WAS SITTING HERE THINKING "WHY WAS 'JUST MY LUCK' BETTER THAN X3? OH RIGHT, PEOPLE GETTING HIT BY CARS IS ALWAYS FUNNY!" AND THEN I REMEMBERED OWEN WILSON GETTING HIT BY A CAR IN THE PREVIEW! THE PREVIEW WAS FOR "You, Me & Dupree!" WE ARE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!
Thank you for viewing. Please support our honorable sponsers by purchasing their products at one of many fine locations. Like my house. Heh heh heh yeah I'll go do my job now.
