Goran no teikyode okurishimasu!

[maypirate]

This LJ post is brought to you by the following things.

-Staying up until 3 when you have to open the store about 4.5 hours later. I will never learn.

-Reading "Boondock Saints" fanfiction. A much worse idea. In fact it's a terrible idea. I feel dirty. I feel so dirty. Please don't look at my info and see bds_fic. I'm so ashamed. (kleptoneko and liete: IT'S NOT RPS! It's Connor MacManus/Murphy MacManus, not Sean Patrick Flannery/Norman Reedus! That would be barfy! The latter looks like a young Sean Bean and I don't want to think about Sean Bean and any sort of sex! And yet how can I even defend myself. Oh god WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY shootsselfinface.)

-"House of Leaves" being loose in my house. I'm seriously freaked by the fact that I don't know where it is or what it's doing.

-People who SOMEHOW MANAGE TO RETURN THREE MOVIES WITHOUT *ANY* OF THE DVDS BEING IN THEIR CASES! I mean honestly, how do you do that?

-Really gross Darjeeling tea. I mean DUDE, yuck. And why did I keep drinking it?

-My head feeling awesome. I want to blame the tea......?

-
My boss: Gay porn where the guys are actually good-looking! :D"

Manager Shawn: I really just look through these [porn flyers] to see if I recognize anyone from high school. Or anyone I dated.

Manager Shawn also WHEELING HER CHAIR OVER TO ME TO POINT AT A HAIRY MAN IN SAID FLYER AND SAY "Look! It's the hottest rabbi ever! :D" and then contemplating buying a mousepad of a big muscled guy's butt.

-The movie "Just My Luck," which I saw with monkeybobert last night to fulfill our summer quota of 1)bad fluffy teen-ish movie, 2) Lindsay Lohan. It could have been worse, but I'd rate it above X3. Sorry y'allz, but I cannot appreciate a movie where they make Sir Ian McKellan wear such a horrible hat.

OH MY GOD BOB JUST THIS MINUTE I REMEMBERED THE PREVIEW WE WERE TRYING TO RECALL LAST NIGHT! CUZ I WAS SITTING HERE THINKING "WHY WAS 'JUST MY LUCK' BETTER THAN X3? OH RIGHT, PEOPLE GETTING HIT BY CARS IS ALWAYS FUNNY!" AND THEN I REMEMBERED OWEN WILSON GETTING HIT BY A CAR IN THE PREVIEW! THE PREVIEW WAS FOR "You, Me & Dupree!" WE ARE SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVED!

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Comments

[reikah.livejournal.com]

... Mmmmmmmmm Sean Bean sex. ♥

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

You can have it. You can have it aaaaaall.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

While he was reading House of Leaves, my ex used to sleep with the book on a shelf directly over his head. We all thought he was insane for doing so and told him to put it in a different room than the one he sleeps in. D:

And since you didn't reply to my ridiculous post of squee, I don't know if you saw it, but thankyouthankyouthankyou for the doujinshi! ♥♥♥ They're so pretty~

[silver-miko.livejournal.com]

How's the concept of Faramir/Boromir as an OTP strike you? There's this girl who does these fantastically funny comics, and one is a LoTR AU one called Solitaire" which is hysterical. It's not very Fara/Boro actually, but she does like to draw Fara/Boro and ProTennis Slash.

Anyway, here's the link.
http://72.29.75.215/~mbp/solitaire/solmain.html

And if anything...The Hobbits as a band where Frodo is a gothy singer plotting to get rid of Samwise's wife because he's obsessively in love with Sam.
A hair-bleaching Aragon.
Crack-dealing Eowyn and stoner Legolas.
And poor Boromir in the middle of it all.

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THANK YOU!!!! I KNEW THERE WAS ANOTHER PREVIEW THAT SUCKED!!! That one clearly sucked so much that we had to block it from our memories.

I was afraid you'd stay up until 3am anyway. Poor you without the sleep! I hope you find House of Leaves so it doesn't wreak havoc on your home.

[monkeybobert.livejournal.com]

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT!! I'm cool and can remember things, too! I woke up this morning with an image in my head...two girls kissing in a truck with a young boy watching. The other preview was John (?) Tucker Must Die! starring Miguel of Passions fame!

[liete.livejournal.com]

Weren't you the one who said it was RPS in the first place? =P

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

...well it's also highly possible I have no idea what I'm talking about, being as I think I realized the difference between slashing characters and RPS this morning. Er, yesterday morning.

Either way, I have a disease. ;_;

[mikkeneko.livejournal.com]

I don't want to think about Sean Bean and any sort of sex!

You don't? Why not? O_O

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

I prefer Faramir? :p

I dunno, I just...he's too blond for my tastes. ;)