Siiiiigh...

LJ just deleted my entire entry before I could post it.
I'll retype it again in a minute, but I have to quell my murderous rage first.

Here's something to play with until then:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the mountains! It is MayPirate, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She screams thunderously: "This one's for you, mom! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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I'm not so sure about the cheap beer, but all in all it sounds like a premise and a line from something PA would do, so I kept it.

How I miss them.