The man they call Jayne

The highlight of my day:

Gandalf:
Hey Frodo, that magic ring you inherited is actually the brainchild of evil incarnate and will bring about the destruction of everything.

Gandalf:
Just so you know.

FUCK I LOVE HANDPUPPETS. And why don't I have any LotR icons? Whoa, icon raids a-comin'.

asidian: I SUMMON YOU TO THE AIM!

Edit: This is kind of how I envision my future.

Gollum:
And we forgot stuff. And developed multiple personality disorder. And started talking in third person plural.

All I want for Christmas is to be the eternal pawn of an object that I constantly desire but can never have. *swoon*