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dirtymexican_: to kill the cell phone colts you need to take them to the center of the earth!
maypirate: That is a complicated process!
dirtymexican_: tv told me!
maypirate: Cell phone colts?
dirtymexican_: must not speak to much about it, andy and alex are the ring leaders
maypirate: Andy and Alex told you this through the TV?
dirtymexican_: they are the evil cell phone colt and they are turning everone!
maypirate: ...you mean CULT?
dirtymexican_: yes!
maypirate: Cuz a COLT is a HORSE.
maypirate: That doesn't explain how they got in the TV, though.
dirtymexican_: what now?
dirtymexican_: >.<
maypirate: The cell phone cult?
maypirate: You have to take them to the center of the earth?
dirtymexican_: Do what now?
maypirate: THESE ARE THINGS YOU SAID TO ME
dirtymexican_: ahhhhhhhhhhh
maypirate: WHAT IS GOING ON
dirtymexican_: I think I O need to stop drinking