..luckily,
monkeybobert is not one of them.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR
monkeybobert, who is one of the most amazing people in the history of time, space, and time-space, and whose presence in the world makes every day worth struggling through all the indignities of everything that is indignatious and I made that word up in honor of MICHELLE. I love you, I'll have a better present for you soon, I hope your day is amazing and I wish I could be there!!! ♥♥♥
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR