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Yesterday was my mom's retirement party, and today I made a mask from a picture of David Cronenberg's face because I was bored at work. Which is really the reason I do a lot of things.

I call it "the Mask of Cronenberg."

It's very tragicomic that it's the most momentous thing I've done all week. And that I felt the need to write about it because there's really not much else interesting going on.

Yeehaw.