Sure. Fine. Whatever.

maypirate: Okay here's the plan.
maypirate: You stop having cancer, and I'll stop being depressed.
enigma731: I don't have cancer anymore.
maypirate: ........
maypirate: Fuck.
maypirate: I mean.
maypirate: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
enigma731: ...no, actually.
maypirate: I'M GLAD THAT YOU DON'T HAVE CANCER
enigma731: You are being cryptic.
maypirate: I JUST THOUGHT I'D HAVE MORE TIME
maypirate: This worked so much better in my head.