Takin' it higher and higher

I keep falling off the internet, which is lame, but that's because I sleep too goddamn much, which is also lame. My excuse is that yesterday involved heavy lifting in warm weather and meat comas.

decken (WHO SHOULD TELL ME TODAY IF SHE WANTS TO LIVE WITH ME YES YES GOOOOD) helped me move crap into my new apartment, which was especially exciting if at times hindered by the fact that humans have knees which make it difficult to carry sofas upstairs backwards and around a corner. We sort of set up the living-room-TV-ish area and it should be totally delightful I hope. I still have to get used to the idea that I can go back and forth to my house and get things I need rather than hoping I managed to get everything into the car and making one trip.

Then we went out for excessive burger and decided that there is no food that bacon doesn't go perfectly with. It's the miracle fruit, really. I briefly considered a life as owner of a bacon restaurant.

Then I fell the hell asleep at 8 pm and now it is another working day.

Tragically, my mom's leg pain has not gotten any better which is very vexing for everyone involved and there's nothing I can do about it except try to help around the house and make sad faces. Perhaps she needs a new robot leg. Or lower back. Any offerings of scrap metal would be appreciated.