Taste the rainbow of fruit pain

Some people like to start the day with coffee. Today I decided to start the day by dumping boiling coffee on my hand in an attempt to not overflow the goddamn pot for our stupid stupid "coffeehouse" and I don't know how to work the thing and it's a terrible idea because the only people who use it are the people who already work here and ow it stings where the burning was. I hate this coffee plan.

Now if only I could have twisting horrible cramps, that would just make my day. Thanks for obliging, uterus! I hate you too.

In less augh hate news, Monday decken and I went to see "Quantum of Solace" at the Sundance theater, which had fancy food and also promised a "James Bond Martini," which I got despite not actually liking martinis. It was the novelty of the thing. So we ate sandwiches and drank drinks (mine tasted like a christmas tree so I didn't really consume much of it) and watched delicious Daniel Craig Bond who is delicious. QoS is no "Casino Royale," but what is? I will likely see it again to have deeper thoughts.

And next Friday is "Australia," about which I am stupidly excited.

Also I had my first "ohnoissomethingwrong?!?!?" with my new pigs because I'm paranoid, and housemate said that she was worried about me getting new creatures because I seemed to be doing fine without them and I would get all flustered about their health... housemate means well but clearly doesn't know how hard it's been without a fuzzy, and you know, I think they'll be okay. We're still getting used to each other, little girls and I.

Here they are, to bring happy thoughts of not scalding your skin with dumb ideas:



Note: You may think Olivia looks an awful lot like Oni, but she's mostly white on the other side, so it's different. Also she has one magical black foot. It matches Nicky's magic eye.